1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:02:19,042 --> 00:02:21,459 Well, these are certainly the cleanest steps 4 00:02:21,542 --> 00:02:22,959 on Madison Avenue. 5 00:02:23,042 --> 00:02:25,584 That's how Mr. Day wants them kept. 6 00:02:29,667 --> 00:02:31,751 - Good morning. - Good morning. 7 00:02:44,792 --> 00:02:47,417 - You're new here, aren't you? - Just this mornin'. 8 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:50,083 This is the way Mr. Day gets his milk. 9 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:53,334 Giddap. 10 00:03:11,542 --> 00:03:15,500 Annie, be careful of this dish. You could burn your hands. 11 00:03:15,584 --> 00:03:18,125 And keep the cover on till you're ready to serve them. 12 00:03:18,209 --> 00:03:21,375 - Mr. Day likes his muffins hot. - I'll do that. 13 00:04:05,876 --> 00:04:08,292 Annie, is the table set for breakfast? 14 00:04:08,375 --> 00:04:10,125 'Yes, ma'am.' 15 00:04:14,083 --> 00:04:15,834 Good mornin', ma'am. 16 00:04:15,918 --> 00:04:17,834 Good morning, Annie. How are you getting along? 17 00:04:17,918 --> 00:04:19,500 Alright, ma'am, I hope. 18 00:04:19,584 --> 00:04:22,042 Now don't be nervous just because this is your first day. 19 00:04:22,125 --> 00:04:24,167 Everything's going to be alright. 20 00:04:24,250 --> 00:04:27,500 But I do hope nothing goes wrong. 21 00:04:27,584 --> 00:04:30,792 Oh, no, Annie. The cream and sugar go down at this end. 22 00:04:30,876 --> 00:04:33,167 Oh, I thought in the center, ma'am 23 00:04:33,250 --> 00:04:34,834 everyone could reach them easy. 24 00:04:34,918 --> 00:04:38,334 - Mr. Day sits here. - Oh, excuse me. 25 00:04:38,417 --> 00:04:41,083 I didn't know where to place the napkins, ma'am. 26 00:04:41,167 --> 00:04:44,000 You can tell by the rings. The boys have their initials. 27 00:04:44,083 --> 00:04:47,375 C for Clarence. He sits here. 28 00:04:47,459 --> 00:04:49,709 J for John, here. 29 00:04:49,792 --> 00:04:53,792 W for Whitney. He sits over there next to his father. 30 00:04:53,876 --> 00:04:55,542 And the one with a little dog on it 31 00:04:55,626 --> 00:04:57,083 is Harlan's, of course. 32 00:04:57,167 --> 00:04:59,042 He's the baby. 33 00:04:59,125 --> 00:05:01,626 This narrow plain one is mine 34 00:05:01,709 --> 00:05:03,751 and this is Mr. Day's. 35 00:05:03,834 --> 00:05:08,042 It's just like mine except that it got bent...one morning. 36 00:05:08,125 --> 00:05:09,876 That reminds me, Annie. 37 00:05:09,959 --> 00:05:13,000 Always have Mr. Day's coffee piping hot. 38 00:05:13,083 --> 00:05:15,292 And whenever Mr. Day speaks to you, just say yes sir. 39 00:05:15,375 --> 00:05:17,083 Don't be nervous. You'll get used to him. 40 00:05:17,167 --> 00:05:18,042 Yes, ma'am. 41 00:05:18,125 --> 00:05:20,542 Oh, that beautiful rubber plant. 42 00:05:20,626 --> 00:05:22,584 I'm so glad it came. 43 00:05:22,667 --> 00:05:24,459 You mustn't water it every day. 44 00:05:24,542 --> 00:05:27,959 Too much moisture makes it very unhappy. 45 00:05:28,042 --> 00:05:29,042 Oh, good morning, mother. 46 00:05:29,125 --> 00:05:30,417 I thought you were still upstairs. 47 00:05:30,500 --> 00:05:31,709 'Good morning, Clarence.' 48 00:05:31,792 --> 00:05:34,167 Father must be talking to himself. 49 00:05:36,584 --> 00:05:38,792 A redhead. 50 00:05:38,876 --> 00:05:41,042 - Did you sleep well, mother? - Yes, thank you, dear. 51 00:05:41,125 --> 00:05:44,125 Golly, I'm hungry. 52 00:05:44,209 --> 00:05:46,584 Oh, and, Annie, we always start with fruit in the morning. 53 00:05:46,667 --> 00:05:48,918 Except the two younger boys who have their porridge and milk. 54 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:50,918 'Jiminy, another wreck on the New Haven.' 55 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:53,250 That always disturbs the stock market. 56 00:05:53,334 --> 00:05:54,584 Father won't like that. 57 00:05:54,667 --> 00:05:57,083 I do wish the New Haven would stop having wrecks. 58 00:05:57,167 --> 00:05:59,918 If they knew how it upsets your father. 59 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:02,417 My soul and body! Clarence, what's happened to your coat? 60 00:06:02,500 --> 00:06:03,667 Oh, it ripped open again. 61 00:06:03,751 --> 00:06:04,751 Margaret mended it for me 62 00:06:04,834 --> 00:06:05,834 but it wouldn't stay mended. 63 00:06:05,918 --> 00:06:07,876 Oh, dear, I'll just have to speak 64 00:06:07,959 --> 00:06:11,417 to your father about a new suit of clothes. 65 00:06:11,500 --> 00:06:12,626 Clarence, why did you take 66 00:06:12,709 --> 00:06:14,751 my H2SO4 out of our clothes closet? 67 00:06:14,834 --> 00:06:16,334 'I've told you a hundred times' 68 00:06:16,417 --> 00:06:18,709 'that closet's not to make experiments in.' 69 00:06:18,792 --> 00:06:20,792 Two? 70 00:06:20,876 --> 00:06:22,375 Good morning, mother. 71 00:06:22,459 --> 00:06:24,751 John, have you been making those chemical smells again? 72 00:06:24,834 --> 00:06:26,792 No, mother, I'm making an electric battery. 73 00:06:26,876 --> 00:06:28,334 It will ring a bell and everything. 74 00:06:28,417 --> 00:06:30,459 You know your father doesn't like electricity. 75 00:06:30,542 --> 00:06:32,792 But, mother, everything's going to be electricity. 76 00:06:32,876 --> 00:06:36,083 - Not in this house. - 'Oh, God!' 77 00:06:37,959 --> 00:06:39,667 What's the matter, Clare? What's wrong? 78 00:06:39,751 --> 00:06:42,125 - 'Where's my necktie?' - Which necktie? 79 00:06:42,209 --> 00:06:44,626 'The one I gave you yesterday.' 80 00:06:44,709 --> 00:06:47,000 It isn't pressed yet. I forgot to give it to Margaret. 81 00:06:47,083 --> 00:06:50,209 'I told you distinctly I wanted to wear that necktie today.' 82 00:06:50,292 --> 00:06:51,876 You've got plenty of neckties. 83 00:06:51,959 --> 00:06:54,250 Put on another one right away and come down to breakfast. 84 00:06:54,334 --> 00:06:56,834 'I don't know what this world's coming to.' 85 00:06:58,334 --> 00:07:00,500 Mother, may I have my breakfast early? 86 00:07:00,584 --> 00:07:02,500 I'm going to play baseball. 87 00:07:02,584 --> 00:07:04,459 Three? 88 00:07:04,542 --> 00:07:05,751 Whitney, before you leave the house 89 00:07:05,834 --> 00:07:07,209 you have to study your catechism. 90 00:07:07,292 --> 00:07:09,542 But, mother, they're going to let me pitch today. 91 00:07:09,626 --> 00:07:11,167 Good morning. 92 00:07:11,250 --> 00:07:13,000 - Who won? - The Giants, 7 to 3. 93 00:07:13,083 --> 00:07:14,959 - Buck Ewing hit a home run. - Let me see. 94 00:07:15,042 --> 00:07:18,042 Boys, don't wrinkle the paper before your father sees it. 95 00:07:18,125 --> 00:07:20,667 Mother, could you ask me my catechism now? 96 00:07:20,751 --> 00:07:23,459 - I think I know it. - Well, let's see. 97 00:07:23,542 --> 00:07:26,500 - Ah, what is your name? - Whitney Benjamin. 98 00:07:26,584 --> 00:07:28,334 - Who gave you your-- - 'Here I come!' 99 00:07:31,292 --> 00:07:33,292 Come and help me down, mother. 100 00:07:33,375 --> 00:07:35,125 There are steps to come down on. 101 00:07:35,209 --> 00:07:36,959 - Good morning, darling. - Good morning, mother. 102 00:07:37,042 --> 00:07:39,042 - How's your finger? - It itches. 103 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:41,209 Good. That's a sign it's getting better. 104 00:07:41,292 --> 00:07:43,042 Come along. 105 00:07:43,125 --> 00:07:45,083 Four! 106 00:07:45,167 --> 00:07:47,626 Let's see. What was I doing? 107 00:07:47,709 --> 00:07:50,250 Oh, yes, the catechism. 108 00:07:50,334 --> 00:07:51,792 Who gave you your name? 109 00:07:51,876 --> 00:07:53,209 My sponsors at baptism 110 00:07:53,292 --> 00:07:55,375 wherein I was made a member of Christ 111 00:07:55,459 --> 00:07:56,709 the child of God 112 00:07:56,792 --> 00:07:59,167 and an inheritor of the kingdom of heaven. 113 00:07:59,250 --> 00:08:01,667 Mother, if I hadn't been baptized 114 00:08:01,751 --> 00:08:03,125 wouldn't I have any name? 115 00:08:03,209 --> 00:08:05,792 Not in the sight of the church. 116 00:08:05,876 --> 00:08:08,042 What did your sponsors then for you? 117 00:08:08,125 --> 00:08:10,834 They did promise and vow three things in my name. 118 00:08:10,918 --> 00:08:13,709 First, that I should renounce the devil and all of his.. 119 00:08:18,250 --> 00:08:20,375 'And secondly..' 120 00:08:20,459 --> 00:08:22,250 '...secondly, that I believe' 121 00:08:22,334 --> 00:08:24,626 'all the articles of the Christian faith.' 122 00:08:24,709 --> 00:08:27,792 And thirdly, that I should keep 123 00:08:27,876 --> 00:08:29,792 God's holy will and commandments 124 00:08:29,876 --> 00:08:32,167 'and walk in the same all the days of my--' 125 00:08:32,250 --> 00:08:35,292 Morning, boys. Morning. 126 00:08:35,375 --> 00:08:37,209 - Good morning, father. - Good morning, father. 127 00:08:37,292 --> 00:08:39,125 Morning, Vinnie. Had a good night? 128 00:08:39,209 --> 00:08:41,459 - Yes, thank you, Clare. - Good. 129 00:08:41,542 --> 00:08:43,584 Sit down, boys. 130 00:08:43,667 --> 00:08:45,042 What's that thing doing in here? 131 00:08:45,125 --> 00:08:47,417 Clare, that's our new rubber plant. 132 00:08:47,500 --> 00:08:49,417 Place for rubber plants is on the equator. 133 00:08:49,500 --> 00:08:52,834 Uh, take that object out, Catherine. 134 00:08:52,918 --> 00:08:55,083 - You're not Catherine. - No, sir. 135 00:08:55,167 --> 00:08:57,542 Good. Never liked Catherine, anyway. 136 00:09:00,209 --> 00:09:02,584 Put it somewhere else, Annie, but not too near a window. 137 00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:03,626 Yes, ma'am. 138 00:09:03,709 --> 00:09:05,000 Sit down, Harlan. 139 00:09:05,083 --> 00:09:06,584 Thank you, dear. 140 00:09:17,167 --> 00:09:18,584 Where did that dog come from? 141 00:09:18,667 --> 00:09:20,959 She'll leave, mother. I'll talk to her. 142 00:09:21,042 --> 00:09:22,626 What did you say? 143 00:09:22,709 --> 00:09:25,209 Oh, Clare, that new suit looks very nice. 144 00:09:26,584 --> 00:09:27,918 You've put on a little weight, dear. 145 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:30,167 I weigh just the same as I always have. 146 00:09:30,250 --> 00:09:32,083 Well, Clarence has just managed to ruin 147 00:09:32,167 --> 00:09:34,292 the only decent suit he has. 148 00:09:34,375 --> 00:09:37,375 I'm sorry, but I'm afraid he'll need a new suit of clothes. 149 00:09:37,459 --> 00:09:38,626 Vinnie, Clarence has to learn 150 00:09:38,709 --> 00:09:40,125 not to be so hard on his clothes. 151 00:09:40,209 --> 00:09:41,209 But, father, I thought-- 152 00:09:41,292 --> 00:09:42,292 You're starting Yale in the fall. 153 00:09:42,375 --> 00:09:43,792 You'll be completely outfitted. 154 00:09:43,876 --> 00:09:45,125 But nothing this summer. 155 00:09:45,209 --> 00:09:47,667 Can I have one of your old suits cut down for me? 156 00:09:47,751 --> 00:09:50,792 Every suit I own still has plenty of wear in it. 157 00:09:50,876 --> 00:09:53,000 I wear my clothes until they're worn out. 158 00:09:53,083 --> 00:09:54,667 Well, if you want your clothes worn out 159 00:09:54,751 --> 00:09:56,584 Clarence can wear them out much faster than you can. 160 00:09:56,667 --> 00:09:59,167 Yes, and, father, you never get a chance to wear yours out. 161 00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:00,584 Every time you get a new batch of clothes 162 00:10:00,667 --> 00:10:03,167 mother sends the old ones to the missionary barrel. 163 00:10:03,250 --> 00:10:05,500 I guess I'm just as good as any old missionary. 164 00:10:05,584 --> 00:10:08,584 Clarence, before you compare yourself to a missionary 165 00:10:08,667 --> 00:10:10,834 'remember the sacrifices they make.' 166 00:10:10,918 --> 00:10:12,792 Oh, I don't know, Vinnie. 167 00:10:12,876 --> 00:10:14,959 I think my clothes would look better on Clarence 168 00:10:15,042 --> 00:10:16,500 than on some Hottentot. 169 00:10:18,292 --> 00:10:21,250 Have that, uh, dark suit of mine cut down to fit you. 170 00:10:21,334 --> 00:10:22,667 Well, thank you, father. 171 00:10:22,751 --> 00:10:24,626 One of father's suits. Thank you, sir. 172 00:10:24,709 --> 00:10:26,292 In return for that, Clarence 173 00:10:26,375 --> 00:10:29,876 I want you to practice more often on your violin. 174 00:10:29,959 --> 00:10:31,209 Whitney, don't eat so fast. 175 00:10:31,292 --> 00:10:33,459 Well, father, I'm going to pitch today. 176 00:10:33,542 --> 00:10:37,042 But before I go, I have to study my catechism. 177 00:10:37,125 --> 00:10:39,209 What do you bother with that for? 178 00:10:39,292 --> 00:10:40,876 Because if he doesn't know his catechism 179 00:10:40,959 --> 00:10:42,250 he can't be confirmed. 180 00:10:42,334 --> 00:10:44,375 But, Vinnie, Whitney's going to pitch today. 181 00:10:44,459 --> 00:10:46,709 He can be confirmed any old time. 182 00:10:46,792 --> 00:10:49,500 Clare, sometimes it seems to me you don't care 183 00:10:49,584 --> 00:10:51,375 whether your children get to heaven or not. 184 00:10:51,459 --> 00:10:53,375 Oh, Whitney will get to heaven alright. 185 00:10:53,459 --> 00:10:54,959 I'll be there before you are, Whitney. 186 00:10:55,042 --> 00:10:56,375 I'll see that you get in. 187 00:10:56,459 --> 00:10:58,125 And, Whitney, when we get to heaven 188 00:10:58,209 --> 00:11:00,334 we'll organize a baseball team of our own. 189 00:11:00,417 --> 00:11:01,626 - Good. - Hmm. 190 00:11:01,709 --> 00:11:04,292 Be just like you to try and run things up there. 191 00:11:04,375 --> 00:11:05,709 Well, from all I've heard about heaven 192 00:11:05,792 --> 00:11:08,334 it seems to be a pretty unbusiness-like place. 193 00:11:08,417 --> 00:11:10,584 They could probably use a good man like me. 194 00:11:10,667 --> 00:11:13,834 What makes you so sure they'll let you in to heaven? 195 00:11:13,918 --> 00:11:15,500 Well, if they don't, I'll certainly raise 196 00:11:15,584 --> 00:11:17,584 a devil of a row. 197 00:11:17,667 --> 00:11:22,042 Clare, I do hope you'll behave when you get to heaven. 198 00:11:22,125 --> 00:11:24,083 Now, Vinnie, what.. 199 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:28,584 Vinnie, how many times have I asked you not to engage a maid 200 00:11:28,667 --> 00:11:30,876 who doesn't know how to serve properly? 201 00:11:30,959 --> 00:11:33,751 Clare, can't you see she's new and doing her best? 202 00:11:33,834 --> 00:11:36,334 How can I serve myself when she's holding that platter 203 00:11:36,417 --> 00:11:38,250 over my head? 204 00:11:38,334 --> 00:11:40,918 - Hold it lower, Annie. - Yes, ma'am. 205 00:11:44,334 --> 00:11:47,125 What became of the one we had yesterday? 206 00:11:47,209 --> 00:11:49,542 I don't know why you can't keep a maid. 207 00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:51,375 Oh, you don't! 208 00:11:51,459 --> 00:11:53,000 Why on earth can't you run your house 209 00:11:53,083 --> 00:11:54,292 the way I run my office? 210 00:11:54,375 --> 00:11:57,334 All I want is service. 211 00:11:59,375 --> 00:12:01,459 What the devil's that noise? 212 00:12:03,375 --> 00:12:06,125 - It's Annie. - Annie? Who's Annie? 213 00:12:06,209 --> 00:12:07,876 The maid. 214 00:12:07,959 --> 00:12:10,042 I'll take it, Annie. 215 00:12:13,042 --> 00:12:15,918 Clare, aren't you ashamed of yourself? 216 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,292 What have I done now? 217 00:12:17,375 --> 00:12:20,417 You made her cry, speaking to her the way you did. 218 00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:22,542 I never said a word to her. 219 00:12:22,626 --> 00:12:24,667 I was addressing myself to you. 220 00:12:24,751 --> 00:12:27,125 I do wish you'd be more careful. 221 00:12:27,209 --> 00:12:28,375 It's hard enough to keep a maid 222 00:12:28,459 --> 00:12:30,751 and the uniform just fit this one. 223 00:12:35,042 --> 00:12:37,500 'What's the matter, Clare? What's wrong?' 224 00:12:43,876 --> 00:12:46,000 What in the name of.. 225 00:12:46,083 --> 00:12:49,083 Well, where did you come from? 226 00:12:50,584 --> 00:12:53,167 - Who do you belong to? - She's mine, father. 227 00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:55,250 Her name is Princess. 228 00:12:55,334 --> 00:12:58,209 Hmm, looks more like a prince to me. 229 00:13:04,209 --> 00:13:06,918 - Margaret, this bacon's good. - Oh. 230 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:10,417 - Well, it's good. - Yes, sir. 231 00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:12,792 Harlan, how's that finger? 232 00:13:12,876 --> 00:13:14,918 'Come here, let me see it.' 233 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,584 Yes, father. 234 00:13:20,083 --> 00:13:23,292 Ah, yes, that's healing nicely. 235 00:13:23,375 --> 00:13:24,626 I guess you'll know the next time 236 00:13:24,709 --> 00:13:26,626 that cats don't like to be hugged. 237 00:13:26,709 --> 00:13:29,375 It's alright to stroke them, but don't squeeze them. 238 00:13:29,459 --> 00:13:31,000 Now go back and finish your oatmeal. 239 00:13:31,083 --> 00:13:32,459 I don't like oatmeal. 240 00:13:32,542 --> 00:13:33,876 Go on and finish it. It's good for you. 241 00:13:33,959 --> 00:13:35,584 But I don't like it. 242 00:13:35,667 --> 00:13:37,876 I'll tell you what you like and what you don't like. 243 00:13:37,959 --> 00:13:40,209 You're not old enough to know about such things. 244 00:13:40,292 --> 00:13:42,500 You've no business not to like oatmeal. 245 00:13:42,584 --> 00:13:45,083 - It's good. - I hate it! 246 00:13:45,167 --> 00:13:46,667 That's enough! We won't discuss it. 247 00:13:46,751 --> 00:13:48,876 Eat that oatmeal at once! 248 00:13:56,834 --> 00:13:58,083 Ugh. 249 00:14:06,959 --> 00:14:08,918 John, that letter's for your mother. 250 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,125 I finished my oatmeal, father. May I be excused? 251 00:14:11,209 --> 00:14:13,626 Yes, Whitney, you may go. Pitch a good game. 252 00:14:13,709 --> 00:14:15,375 I will. 253 00:14:15,459 --> 00:14:17,000 Whitney. 254 00:14:17,083 --> 00:14:20,209 Yes, mother, my catechism. 255 00:14:20,292 --> 00:14:22,209 Never mind this morning, darling. Run along. 256 00:14:22,292 --> 00:14:24,417 Thank you, mother. 257 00:14:26,083 --> 00:14:28,500 Margaret, what is this? 258 00:14:28,584 --> 00:14:31,167 - Coffee, sir. - It is not coffee. 259 00:14:31,250 --> 00:14:33,292 You couldn't possibly take water and coffee beans 260 00:14:33,375 --> 00:14:35,751 and arrive at that. It's slops. That's what it is. 261 00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:37,584 Slops! Take it away. 262 00:14:37,667 --> 00:14:39,459 I come down to this table every morning hungry-- 263 00:14:39,542 --> 00:14:40,918 'Well, if you're hungry, Clare' 264 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,667 'why aren't you eating your breakfast?' 265 00:14:43,751 --> 00:14:45,751 I am. 266 00:14:45,834 --> 00:14:48,375 Aunt Judith wants me to come up and visit her. 267 00:14:49,792 --> 00:14:53,292 Now, Vinnie, I want no more relatives in this house. 268 00:14:53,375 --> 00:14:54,959 We're going to live here by ourselves 269 00:14:55,042 --> 00:14:56,500 in peace and comfort. 270 00:14:56,584 --> 00:15:00,042 Clare, I was saying Aunt Judith wants me to visit her. 271 00:15:00,125 --> 00:15:03,250 - Oh. - Eat your oatmeal, dear. 272 00:15:03,334 --> 00:15:04,667 What on earth is this? 273 00:15:04,751 --> 00:15:07,083 "Dear friend Day, we are assigning you 274 00:15:07,167 --> 00:15:08,959 "the exclusive rights to Staten Island 275 00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:11,334 for selling the Gem Home Popover Popcorn." 276 00:15:11,417 --> 00:15:14,083 I think that's for me, father. 277 00:15:14,167 --> 00:15:17,667 But then why isn't it addressed to Clarence Day, Jr.? 278 00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:19,167 Oh, it is. 279 00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:21,667 I wouldn't get mixed up in popcorn, Clarence. 280 00:15:21,751 --> 00:15:24,209 It's too indigestible. 281 00:15:24,292 --> 00:15:26,542 Confound it! Another wreck on the New Haven. 282 00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:28,000 If you please, ma'am, there's a dollar due 283 00:15:28,083 --> 00:15:30,334 on a package. It's from Lewis and Congers. 284 00:15:30,417 --> 00:15:32,500 'Oh, yes, those kitchen knives I ordered.' 285 00:15:32,584 --> 00:15:34,125 Ah, make a memorandum of that, Vinnie. 286 00:15:34,209 --> 00:15:35,959 One dollar and whatever it was for. 287 00:15:36,042 --> 00:15:37,167 Of course, Clare. 288 00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:38,584 I must have a record of what is spent 289 00:15:38,667 --> 00:15:40,792 running this house. 290 00:15:40,876 --> 00:15:42,834 I've never understood what good a record is 291 00:15:42,918 --> 00:15:44,167 after the money's gone. 292 00:15:44,250 --> 00:15:45,542 There's just a dollar, Margaret. 293 00:15:45,626 --> 00:15:48,834 Vinnie, this house must be run on a business basis. 294 00:15:48,918 --> 00:15:50,584 That's what the household accounts are for. 295 00:15:50,667 --> 00:15:52,667 Oh, Clare, it's half past 8:00. 296 00:15:52,751 --> 00:15:54,500 'You don't wanna be late at the office.' 297 00:15:54,584 --> 00:15:56,083 Plenty of time. 298 00:15:56,167 --> 00:15:58,667 - Annie, clear the table now. - Yes, ma'am, I'll do that. 299 00:15:58,751 --> 00:16:01,542 - Clarence, John. - Yes, mother? 300 00:16:01,626 --> 00:16:03,626 You boys go up and move the small bureau 301 00:16:03,709 --> 00:16:04,876 from my room into yours. 302 00:16:04,959 --> 00:16:06,209 - Who's coming? - Cousin Cora. 303 00:16:06,292 --> 00:16:07,709 And she's bringing a friend with her. 304 00:16:07,792 --> 00:16:09,959 - A young girl. - A girl! 305 00:16:10,042 --> 00:16:11,626 You'll have to help entertain her, Clarence. 306 00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:12,876 Oh, mother, do I have to? 307 00:16:12,959 --> 00:16:14,709 Wait till father finds out we've got 308 00:16:14,792 --> 00:16:16,167 visitors. There'll be a rumpus. 309 00:16:16,250 --> 00:16:18,083 John, don't criticize your father. 310 00:16:18,167 --> 00:16:21,918 He's very hospitable after he gets used to the idea. 311 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:23,876 - I like coffee. I like tea. - Tsk, tsk. 312 00:16:23,959 --> 00:16:25,709 I like the girls and the girls like me. 313 00:16:25,792 --> 00:16:27,626 Well, I don't like girls and they don't like me. 314 00:16:27,709 --> 00:16:30,459 - 'Oh, God!' - Go on, boys. Go on. 315 00:16:33,959 --> 00:16:36,167 What's the matter, Clare? What's wrong? 316 00:16:36,250 --> 00:16:37,542 How did that get in this room? 317 00:16:37,626 --> 00:16:40,918 Now, Clare, how was the new maid to know? 318 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,334 Keep that abomination out of here. 319 00:16:42,417 --> 00:16:44,250 Alright, I'll take it. 320 00:16:47,959 --> 00:16:49,584 Oh, Clare dear, I'm afraid 321 00:16:49,667 --> 00:16:51,709 I'm going to need some more money. 322 00:16:51,792 --> 00:16:53,876 You were complaining about the coffee this morning. 323 00:16:53,959 --> 00:16:56,334 Well, that nice French drip coffee pot is broken 324 00:16:56,417 --> 00:16:57,792 and you know how it got broken. 325 00:16:57,876 --> 00:16:59,125 Never mind that, Vinnie. 326 00:17:00,834 --> 00:17:05,584 As I remember that coffee pot cost $5 and, uh, something. 327 00:17:05,667 --> 00:17:07,500 I'll give you $6. 328 00:17:07,584 --> 00:17:09,250 Uh, when you get it, Vinnie 329 00:17:09,334 --> 00:17:11,083 enter the exact amount in the ledger. 330 00:17:11,167 --> 00:17:12,125 Of course, Clare. 331 00:17:12,209 --> 00:17:13,751 We can't go on month after month 332 00:17:13,834 --> 00:17:15,918 having the household accounts in such a mess. 333 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,083 No, and I thought of a system 334 00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:19,918 that will make my bookkeeping perfect. 335 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,834 Well, I'm certainly relieved to hear that. 336 00:17:21,918 --> 00:17:25,459 All we have to do is open charge accounts everywhere 337 00:17:25,542 --> 00:17:28,334 and the stores will do my bookkeeping for me. 338 00:17:28,417 --> 00:17:29,584 Now wait a minute, Vinnie-- 339 00:17:29,667 --> 00:17:31,042 Then when the bills come in 340 00:17:31,125 --> 00:17:33,292 you'd know exactly where your money had gone. 341 00:17:33,375 --> 00:17:34,792 Yes, I certainly would. 342 00:17:34,876 --> 00:17:37,375 Vinnie, we get enough bills as it is. 343 00:17:37,459 --> 00:17:40,125 Clare dear, don't you hate those arguments 344 00:17:40,209 --> 00:17:41,751 we have every month? 345 00:17:41,834 --> 00:17:43,417 I certainly do. 346 00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:45,209 Not to have those, I should think would be worth 347 00:17:45,292 --> 00:17:47,167 something to you. 348 00:17:50,459 --> 00:17:52,500 Well, I'll open an account at Lewis and Congers 349 00:17:52,584 --> 00:17:54,751 and, uh, one at McCreery's to start with. 350 00:17:54,834 --> 00:17:56,959 - Thank you, Clare. - We'll see how it works out. 351 00:17:57,042 --> 00:17:59,083 Thank you. 352 00:17:59,167 --> 00:18:02,292 Oh, the rector's coming to tea today. 353 00:18:02,375 --> 00:18:04,459 The rector. Well, I'm glad you warned me. 354 00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:05,876 I'll go to the club. 355 00:18:05,959 --> 00:18:08,167 Don't expect me home until dinnertime. 356 00:18:08,250 --> 00:18:10,584 Clare dear, I do wish you'd take 357 00:18:10,667 --> 00:18:12,834 a little more interest in the church. 358 00:18:12,918 --> 00:18:15,417 Getting me into heaven is your business, Vinnie. 359 00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:18,042 If there's anything wrong with my ticket when I get there 360 00:18:18,125 --> 00:18:19,834 you can fix it up. 361 00:18:19,918 --> 00:18:23,042 Everybody loves you so much. I'm sure God must too. 362 00:18:23,125 --> 00:18:25,334 I'll do my best, Clare. 363 00:18:25,417 --> 00:18:28,167 It wouldn't be heaven without you. 364 00:18:28,250 --> 00:18:31,250 If you're there, Vinnie, I'll manage to get in some way 365 00:18:31,334 --> 00:18:33,959 even if I have to climb the fence. 366 00:18:44,250 --> 00:18:45,959 Margaret. Margaret. 367 00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:47,584 'Oh, God!' 368 00:18:49,125 --> 00:18:51,375 What's the matter, Clare? What's wrong? 369 00:18:51,459 --> 00:18:54,417 Why did God make so many dumb fools and Democrats? 370 00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:56,042 Ah, politics. 371 00:18:56,125 --> 00:18:59,167 Yes, but it's taking the bread out of our mouths! 372 00:18:59,250 --> 00:19:02,876 Honest Hugh Grant. 373 00:19:02,959 --> 00:19:05,709 Honest, bah! 374 00:19:05,792 --> 00:19:08,375 Fine mayor you've turned out to be. 375 00:19:08,459 --> 00:19:10,542 If you can't run this city without raising taxes 376 00:19:10,626 --> 00:19:12,626 every five minutes, you'd better get out. 377 00:19:12,709 --> 00:19:14,792 Let someone who can. 378 00:19:14,876 --> 00:19:17,125 Richard Cook is running in this town 379 00:19:17,209 --> 00:19:19,876 and you're just his cat's paw! 380 00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:22,626 Tell me this, are these increased taxes 381 00:19:22,709 --> 00:19:24,375 going into public improvements 382 00:19:24,459 --> 00:19:26,375 or are they going into graft? 383 00:19:26,459 --> 00:19:28,292 Answer me that honestly if you can 384 00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:30,083 Mr. Honest Hugh Grant. 385 00:19:30,167 --> 00:19:31,876 You can't? I thought so. 386 00:19:31,959 --> 00:19:33,375 Bah! 387 00:19:33,459 --> 00:19:35,167 - Don't order dinner.. - 'You were elected to office..' 388 00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:36,584 '...on the promise that you would put an end' 389 00:19:36,667 --> 00:19:38,500 'to all this thievery and corruption.' 390 00:19:38,584 --> 00:19:41,918 'Have you put an end to it? No. You've encouraged it.' 391 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:45,417 'Every day there's some new raid on the public treasury.' 392 00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:48,334 - If you don't stop.. - Father, if you don't mind.. 393 00:19:48,417 --> 00:19:50,083 ...of New York, we're going to throw you 394 00:19:50,167 --> 00:19:52,959 and your boodle board of aldermen out of office. 395 00:19:53,042 --> 00:19:55,209 I'm warning you for the last time. 396 00:19:55,292 --> 00:19:58,125 Robbery. That's what it is. Highway robbery! 397 00:19:58,209 --> 00:20:00,334 - Annie. Annie. - What is it? 398 00:20:00,417 --> 00:20:02,584 Take this fresh cup of coffee in to Mr. Day. 399 00:20:02,667 --> 00:20:04,542 But Mr. Day's got a visitor. 400 00:20:04,626 --> 00:20:06,584 '...are not going to tolerate these..' 401 00:20:06,667 --> 00:20:08,584 Nonsense. Run along in there. 402 00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:11,792 We pay you a good round sum to watch after our interests 403 00:20:11,876 --> 00:20:14,292 and all we get is inefficiency. 404 00:20:14,375 --> 00:20:16,083 I know you're a nincompoop 405 00:20:16,167 --> 00:20:20,000 and I strongly suspect you of being a scalawag. 406 00:20:20,083 --> 00:20:23,209 You're not going to escape your legal responsibilities. 407 00:20:23,292 --> 00:20:25,667 Legal responsibilities? 408 00:20:25,751 --> 00:20:28,250 By God, I mean criminal responsibilities! 409 00:20:28,334 --> 00:20:31,042 Don't think for one minute we're going to let you escape. 410 00:20:31,125 --> 00:20:34,083 We're going to throw you into jail! 411 00:20:42,209 --> 00:20:45,959 - Annie, are you hurt? - He can't throw me into jail! 412 00:20:46,042 --> 00:20:48,459 Vinnie? 413 00:20:48,542 --> 00:20:50,626 Vinnie, why can't I have quiet here in the morning? 414 00:20:50,709 --> 00:20:52,292 Clare, what happened? 415 00:20:52,375 --> 00:20:53,751 Uh, sounded to me as though that maid 416 00:20:53,834 --> 00:20:54,918 dropped a whole tray of dishes. 417 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,751 Yes, but what did you say to her? 418 00:20:56,834 --> 00:21:00,083 Say to her? I haven't seen her since breakfast. 419 00:21:00,167 --> 00:21:01,918 - I better get to the office. - Oh, yes, Clare. 420 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,334 You don't want to be late. 421 00:21:03,417 --> 00:21:05,709 I'll be home in plenty of time for dinner. 422 00:21:05,792 --> 00:21:07,918 Why don't we have chicken fricassee tonight? 423 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,876 Well, Clare, chicken's gone up. It's 8 cents a pound. 424 00:21:25,417 --> 00:21:27,292 Where the devil's she going dressed up like that? 425 00:21:27,375 --> 00:21:30,500 Clare, you've done it again. How could you? 426 00:21:30,584 --> 00:21:33,667 - How could I what? - Can't you see she's leaving? 427 00:21:33,751 --> 00:21:36,083 Oh, dear. I have no time to engage a new maid. 428 00:21:36,167 --> 00:21:39,792 - We'll have to have dinner out. - Dinner out. Nonsense. 429 00:21:39,876 --> 00:21:42,459 - I'll engage a new maid myself. - Clare, you can't. 430 00:21:42,542 --> 00:21:45,542 - She has to fit the uniform. - I'll have one here in an hour. 431 00:21:45,626 --> 00:21:47,626 - 'Goodbye, dear.' - 'Goodbye, Clare.' 432 00:21:49,083 --> 00:21:50,876 Good morning, Mr. Day. On your way to the office? 433 00:21:50,959 --> 00:21:53,626 - Yes.. Good morning. - Mrs. Day. 434 00:21:56,626 --> 00:21:59,000 - Good morning, Mr. Day. - Morning, Jim. 435 00:22:03,459 --> 00:22:06,125 Giddap! 436 00:22:06,209 --> 00:22:07,375 Giddap. 437 00:22:23,459 --> 00:22:25,667 Cora, it's wonderful to see you. 438 00:22:25,751 --> 00:22:28,083 Oh, thank you. 439 00:22:28,167 --> 00:22:29,876 Oh, Vinnie, I declare you're getting 440 00:22:29,959 --> 00:22:31,584 younger and prettier every year. 441 00:22:31,667 --> 00:22:34,792 - Oh, this is Mary Skinner. - Ed Skinner's daughter. 442 00:22:34,876 --> 00:22:37,500 My goodness, I never would have known you. 443 00:22:37,584 --> 00:22:40,459 Just leave your things out here and come right on in. 444 00:22:40,542 --> 00:22:43,167 I heard my father talk so much about you, Mrs. Day. 445 00:22:43,250 --> 00:22:45,876 Oh, did he tell you how he used to dip my pigtails 446 00:22:45,959 --> 00:22:47,375 in the inkwell at school? 447 00:22:49,918 --> 00:22:51,709 What's the news in Pleasantville, Cora? 448 00:22:51,792 --> 00:22:53,751 Oh, Vinnie, I have so much to tell you. 449 00:22:53,834 --> 00:22:55,918 We wrote you that Aunt Carrie broke her hip. 450 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,125 That was the night that Robert Ingersoll lectured. 451 00:22:58,209 --> 00:23:00,167 Of course, she couldn't get there, but it was a good thing 452 00:23:00,250 --> 00:23:01,542 for Mr. Ingersoll she didn't. 453 00:23:01,626 --> 00:23:03,292 'How do you do, Cousin Cora?' 454 00:23:03,375 --> 00:23:06,042 Oh, Clarence, my, my. 455 00:23:06,125 --> 00:23:08,125 No, no, Cora, this is John. 456 00:23:08,209 --> 00:23:10,584 John! Why, how you've grown. 457 00:23:10,667 --> 00:23:13,250 You'll be a man before your mother. 458 00:23:13,334 --> 00:23:15,167 'John, this is Mary Skinner.' 459 00:23:15,250 --> 00:23:17,209 - How do you do? - How do you do? 460 00:23:17,292 --> 00:23:19,834 Vinnie, everybody in Pleasantville sends their love. 461 00:23:19,918 --> 00:23:23,000 Grandpa Evans, Cousin Edith, Aunt Hattie, the Taylors. 462 00:23:23,083 --> 00:23:24,959 - Oh, just everybody. - Cora, how is Grandpa Evans? 463 00:23:25,042 --> 00:23:26,500 Oh, he hasn't been at all well. 464 00:23:26,584 --> 00:23:29,751 You know, he only has one kidney and that's bloating. 465 00:23:29,834 --> 00:23:31,959 How do you do, Cousin Cora? I'm glad to see you. 466 00:23:32,042 --> 00:23:34,209 This can't be Clarence. 467 00:23:34,292 --> 00:23:37,125 - Yes, it is. - My, my. 468 00:23:37,209 --> 00:23:39,500 My goodness, every time I see you boys 469 00:23:39,584 --> 00:23:41,709 you've grown another foot. 470 00:23:41,792 --> 00:23:44,584 Let's see, you're going to St. Paul's now, aren't you? 471 00:23:44,667 --> 00:23:47,500 St. Paul's? I was through with St. Paul's long ago. 472 00:23:47,584 --> 00:23:49,667 I'm starting in Yale this fall. 473 00:23:49,751 --> 00:23:51,000 Yale! 474 00:23:51,083 --> 00:23:53,209 Oh, uh, oh, Mary, this is Clarence. 475 00:23:53,292 --> 00:23:55,918 - Mary Skinner. - How do you do? 476 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,834 Oh, this is Mary's first trip to New York. 477 00:23:58,918 --> 00:24:01,167 Yes, it is. It's her first trip. 478 00:24:01,250 --> 00:24:03,792 We'll have to show Mary around. 479 00:24:03,876 --> 00:24:05,959 Oh, I'll tell you, I'll ask Mr. Day 480 00:24:06,042 --> 00:24:08,334 to take us all to Delmonico's for dinner tonight. 481 00:24:08,417 --> 00:24:10,876 - Delmonico's! - Think of that, Mary. 482 00:24:10,959 --> 00:24:12,250 Delmonico's! 483 00:24:12,334 --> 00:24:14,375 And Cousin Clare's such a wonderful host. 484 00:24:14,459 --> 00:24:17,334 Well, I know you girls want to freshen up, so come upstairs. 485 00:24:17,417 --> 00:24:18,834 Clarence, get their bags. 486 00:24:18,918 --> 00:24:20,542 I've given you girls Clarence's room 487 00:24:20,626 --> 00:24:22,459 but he didn't know about it until this morning. 488 00:24:22,542 --> 00:24:24,209 - I don't want you to give.. - He hasn't moved his things.. 489 00:24:26,292 --> 00:24:28,083 John, get their old bags. 490 00:24:31,375 --> 00:24:34,417 Oh, you play the violin. 491 00:24:34,500 --> 00:24:37,542 Well, I, I fool with it a little. 492 00:24:39,083 --> 00:24:40,584 You're just being modest. 493 00:24:40,667 --> 00:24:42,375 No, really, I.. 494 00:24:42,459 --> 00:24:44,083 I play the piano. 495 00:24:44,167 --> 00:24:46,876 Not awfully well, but.. 496 00:24:46,959 --> 00:24:49,209 Now you're being modest. 497 00:24:50,500 --> 00:24:53,209 Do you ever play duets? 498 00:24:55,083 --> 00:24:58,167 Well, I haven't up to now. 499 00:24:58,250 --> 00:25:01,417 Neither have I...up to now. 500 00:25:06,500 --> 00:25:08,918 Cora didn't tell me about you. 501 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:12,125 I never met a Yale man before. 502 00:25:18,125 --> 00:25:19,918 What's happened to you? 503 00:25:21,209 --> 00:25:24,000 Nothing. I feel fine. 504 00:25:46,292 --> 00:25:47,959 Where do you keep 'em? 505 00:25:48,042 --> 00:25:49,375 Do you wish a domestic servant? 506 00:25:49,459 --> 00:25:50,459 Where do you keep them? 507 00:25:50,542 --> 00:25:51,959 I will take your name and address. 508 00:25:52,042 --> 00:25:54,125 Confound it. I'm late at the office now. 509 00:25:54,209 --> 00:25:55,751 If you will give me the details 510 00:25:55,834 --> 00:25:57,626 as to what kind of person you require. 511 00:25:57,709 --> 00:25:59,626 I'm asking you where you keep them? 512 00:25:59,709 --> 00:26:02,167 Why, the girls are in there 513 00:26:02,250 --> 00:26:04,459 but clients are not allowed in that room. 514 00:26:04,542 --> 00:26:06,417 If you will tell me the kind of a position you wish 515 00:26:06,500 --> 00:26:09,375 to have held, I'll be very glad to.. 516 00:26:19,500 --> 00:26:21,667 You stand up, please. 517 00:26:21,751 --> 00:26:24,083 Sir, this is quite against the rules. 518 00:26:24,167 --> 00:26:26,334 I must know what you want the girl for. 519 00:26:26,417 --> 00:26:27,834 I'll take that one. What's your name? 520 00:26:27,918 --> 00:26:29,167 Hilda, sir. 521 00:26:29,250 --> 00:26:31,667 Hilda, you go right over to 420 Madison Avenue. 522 00:26:31,751 --> 00:26:33,918 - I will, sir. - That's all. Thank you. 523 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:37,000 Sir, before I can let any girl go from this establishment 524 00:26:37,083 --> 00:26:39,125 I must know the character of the home 525 00:26:39,209 --> 00:26:40,792 in which she will be employed. 526 00:26:40,876 --> 00:26:43,459 Madam, I am the character of my home. 527 00:26:45,500 --> 00:26:47,167 Oh. 528 00:26:47,250 --> 00:26:50,584 My duty toward my neighbor is to love him as myself 529 00:26:50,667 --> 00:26:54,834 and to do unto all men as, as.. 530 00:26:54,918 --> 00:26:56,584 As they should do unto me. 531 00:26:56,667 --> 00:27:01,334 As they should do unto me to, to.. 532 00:27:01,417 --> 00:27:02,667 He really knows it. 533 00:27:02,751 --> 00:27:06,000 Well, he's done very well for so young a boy. 534 00:27:06,083 --> 00:27:08,334 - May I go now? - Yes, darling. 535 00:27:08,417 --> 00:27:09,876 - Thank you, Dr. Lloyd. - Not at all. 536 00:27:09,959 --> 00:27:11,709 Come on, Harlan. 537 00:27:13,083 --> 00:27:15,000 Wait for me. 538 00:27:15,083 --> 00:27:18,000 Ah, you and Mr. Day must be very proud of your children. 539 00:27:18,083 --> 00:27:22,250 I was hoping I'd find Mr. Day at home this afternoon. 540 00:27:22,334 --> 00:27:25,167 Well, he-he's usually home from the office by this time. 541 00:27:25,250 --> 00:27:27,876 Hmm. Perhaps he's gone for a gallop in the park. 542 00:27:27,959 --> 00:27:29,667 It's such a fine day. 543 00:27:29,751 --> 00:27:31,792 He's very fond of horseback riding, I believe. 544 00:27:31,876 --> 00:27:32,792 Oh, yes. 545 00:27:32,876 --> 00:27:34,459 Tell me, has he ever been 546 00:27:34,542 --> 00:27:35,876 thrown from a horse? 547 00:27:35,959 --> 00:27:39,292 Oh, no, no horse would throw Mr. Day. 548 00:27:39,375 --> 00:27:41,709 I just thought he might have had some accident. 549 00:27:41,792 --> 00:27:44,542 I notice he never kneels in church. 550 00:27:44,626 --> 00:27:46,542 Oh, that's no accident. 551 00:27:46,626 --> 00:27:49,292 Uh, but I don't want you to think he doesn't pray. 552 00:27:49,375 --> 00:27:50,417 He does. 553 00:27:50,500 --> 00:27:51,667 Why, sometimes you can hear him 554 00:27:51,751 --> 00:27:53,375 all over the house. 555 00:27:53,459 --> 00:27:55,459 But he never kneels. 556 00:27:58,918 --> 00:28:00,542 Ah, perhaps that's Mr. Day now. 557 00:28:00,626 --> 00:28:02,417 Oh, I hardly think so. 558 00:28:05,250 --> 00:28:07,292 Oh, the devil. I forgot. 559 00:28:07,375 --> 00:28:09,125 Clare, you're just in time for tea. 560 00:28:09,209 --> 00:28:12,209 - I'll send for some hot water. - How are you, Dr. Lloyd? 561 00:28:12,292 --> 00:28:14,876 'It's a great pleasure to have a visit with you, Mr. Day.' 562 00:28:14,959 --> 00:28:17,918 - Mother, are they back yet? - No, Clarence, no. 563 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,083 'Except for a brief glimpse on the Sabbath' 564 00:28:20,167 --> 00:28:21,667 I don't see much of you. 565 00:28:21,751 --> 00:28:24,209 Well, Clare, did you have a busy day at the office? 566 00:28:24,292 --> 00:28:26,209 - Devilishly busy. - Clare. 567 00:28:26,292 --> 00:28:29,292 Uh, a very busy day. Tired out. 568 00:28:29,375 --> 00:28:32,292 How a man can get tired 569 00:28:32,375 --> 00:28:35,250 just sitting at a desk all day, I don't know. 570 00:28:35,334 --> 00:28:38,167 I suppose Wall Street is just as much a mystery to you 571 00:28:38,250 --> 00:28:39,500 as it is to me, Dr. Lloyd. 572 00:28:39,584 --> 00:28:41,918 No, no. It's all very clear to me. 573 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,751 My mind often goes to the businessman. 574 00:28:44,834 --> 00:28:47,918 The picture I'm most fond on is when I envision him 575 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:49,959 at the close of the day's work. 576 00:28:50,042 --> 00:28:53,626 I see him pausing in his toil and it comes over him 577 00:28:53,709 --> 00:28:56,083 that all those figures of profit and loss 578 00:28:56,167 --> 00:29:00,000 are without importance or consequence. 579 00:29:00,083 --> 00:29:02,417 Vanity and dust. 580 00:29:02,500 --> 00:29:04,751 - Well, I'll be-- - Clare. 581 00:29:07,083 --> 00:29:09,626 - Yes, ma'am? - 'Delia, some more hot water.' 582 00:29:09,709 --> 00:29:12,584 - Yes, ma'am. - Who's that? 583 00:29:12,667 --> 00:29:13,918 The new maid. 584 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,834 Where's the one I sent this morning? 585 00:29:15,918 --> 00:29:18,042 The uniform didn't fit. 586 00:29:18,125 --> 00:29:20,918 Hmm. I like the one I picked out better. 587 00:29:22,667 --> 00:29:24,667 Uh, Clare, Dr. Lloyd wants to tell us 588 00:29:24,751 --> 00:29:26,918 about the plans for the new edifice. 589 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,500 - The new what? - The new church. 590 00:29:29,584 --> 00:29:32,000 You knew we were planning to build a new church. 591 00:29:32,083 --> 00:29:34,667 Of course, we're going to have to raise a large sum of money. 592 00:29:34,751 --> 00:29:37,584 Hmm. Well, personally, I am against the church 593 00:29:37,667 --> 00:29:39,709 hop, skipping and jumping all over the town. 594 00:29:39,792 --> 00:29:43,083 So any contribution I make will have to be a small one. 595 00:29:43,167 --> 00:29:45,000 The amount everyone is to subscribe 596 00:29:45,083 --> 00:29:46,792 has already been decided. 597 00:29:46,876 --> 00:29:47,918 Who decided it? 598 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,751 After considerable thought 599 00:29:49,834 --> 00:29:51,667 we voted that our supporting members 600 00:29:51,751 --> 00:29:56,209 should each contribute a sum equal to the cost of their pew. 601 00:29:56,292 --> 00:29:58,209 I paid $5000 for my pew. 602 00:29:58,292 --> 00:30:02,584 Yes, Clare. That makes our contribution $5000. 603 00:30:02,667 --> 00:30:04,375 That's robbery. 604 00:30:04,459 --> 00:30:07,667 Do you know what that pew is worth today? $3000. 605 00:30:07,751 --> 00:30:09,584 That's what the last one sold for. 606 00:30:09,667 --> 00:30:12,709 I've taken a dead loss of $2000 on that pew already. 607 00:30:12,792 --> 00:30:17,542 Frank Bags sold me that pew when the market was at its peak. 608 00:30:17,626 --> 00:30:19,209 He knew when to get out. 609 00:30:19,292 --> 00:30:22,042 And I'm warning you, Vinnie, if the market ever goes up 610 00:30:22,125 --> 00:30:24,876 I'm going to unload that pew. 611 00:30:24,959 --> 00:30:28,375 Clarence Day, how can you speak of the temple of the Lord 612 00:30:28,459 --> 00:30:31,375 as though it was something to be bought and sold on Wall Street? 613 00:30:31,459 --> 00:30:34,709 Now, Mrs. Day, your husband is a practical man. 614 00:30:34,792 --> 00:30:37,876 We've had to be practical about the new church. 615 00:30:37,959 --> 00:30:40,250 We have all the facts and figures. 616 00:30:40,334 --> 00:30:43,959 Oh. What's the property worth where we are now? 617 00:30:44,042 --> 00:30:47,334 Oh, let's see. Is it $40,000? 618 00:30:47,417 --> 00:30:50,417 I know the figure has a four in it. 619 00:30:50,500 --> 00:30:53,167 What's the new piece of property going to cost you? 620 00:30:53,250 --> 00:30:57,417 I think the figure I heard mentioned was $85,000. 621 00:30:57,500 --> 00:31:01,250 Or was it 185,000? 622 00:31:01,334 --> 00:31:03,417 Uh, Dr. Lloyd, you preach that someday 623 00:31:03,500 --> 00:31:05,459 we'll all have to answer to God. 624 00:31:05,542 --> 00:31:07,584 We shall indeed. 625 00:31:07,667 --> 00:31:09,584 Well, I hope God doesn't ask you any questions 626 00:31:09,667 --> 00:31:11,584 with figures in them. 627 00:31:14,167 --> 00:31:15,751 'Mrs. Day is in the living room.' 628 00:31:15,834 --> 00:31:17,125 'Thank you.' 629 00:31:17,209 --> 00:31:19,125 - I-it's Cousin Cora. - Hmm? 630 00:31:19,209 --> 00:31:22,292 - She's passing through town. - Oh. 631 00:31:23,876 --> 00:31:25,334 Well. 632 00:31:27,375 --> 00:31:29,334 - Oh, hello. - Hello. 633 00:31:29,417 --> 00:31:31,834 - Hello. - Thank you for helping me. 634 00:31:31,918 --> 00:31:33,876 Come, Mary. 635 00:31:33,959 --> 00:31:35,709 Oh, Vinnie, what a day. 636 00:31:35,792 --> 00:31:38,417 We've been in every shop in town. 637 00:31:38,500 --> 00:31:40,709 - Why, Cousin Clare. - 'Cora.' 638 00:31:40,792 --> 00:31:42,125 My, my. 639 00:31:42,209 --> 00:31:44,125 You're as welcome as the flowers in May. 640 00:31:44,209 --> 00:31:46,709 - This is Mary Skinner. Mr. Day. - How do you do? 641 00:31:46,792 --> 00:31:48,459 I've been telling Mary all about you. 642 00:31:48,542 --> 00:31:51,834 - She's been dying to meet you. - Well. 643 00:31:51,918 --> 00:31:53,167 Dr. Lloyd, I want you to meet 644 00:31:53,250 --> 00:31:54,959 my favorite cousin, Miss Cartwright. 645 00:31:55,042 --> 00:31:56,792 - How do you do? - And this is Mary Skinner. 646 00:31:56,876 --> 00:31:58,167 Miss Skinner, Dr. Lloyd. 647 00:31:58,250 --> 00:31:59,876 - How do you do? - How do you do? 648 00:31:59,959 --> 00:32:01,918 Well, this seems to be a family reunion. 649 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:05,250 - I'll just run along. - Goodbye, Dr. Lloyd. 650 00:32:05,334 --> 00:32:06,834 Uh, goodbye, Miss Cartwright. 651 00:32:06,918 --> 00:32:08,083 - Goodbye. - Goodbye, uh.. 652 00:32:08,167 --> 00:32:09,334 Oh, Clarence, you haven't said 653 00:32:09,417 --> 00:32:10,667 how do you do to Dr. Lloyd. 654 00:32:10,751 --> 00:32:12,167 Goodbye, Dr. Lloyd. 655 00:32:12,250 --> 00:32:14,042 - Oh. - Uh, goodbye, everybody. 656 00:32:14,125 --> 00:32:15,542 I'll go to the door with you, Dr. Lloyd. 657 00:32:15,626 --> 00:32:17,876 Thank you. Thank you so much for the tea. 658 00:32:17,959 --> 00:32:19,334 Those muffins were delicious. 659 00:32:19,417 --> 00:32:21,167 Who did you say this pretty little girl is? 660 00:32:21,250 --> 00:32:22,667 She's Ed Skinner's daughter. 661 00:32:22,751 --> 00:32:24,709 This is Mary's first trip to New York. 662 00:32:24,792 --> 00:32:26,500 Oh, uh, sit down. Sit down. 663 00:32:26,584 --> 00:32:28,834 - Have some tea. - We had tea downtown. 664 00:32:28,918 --> 00:32:31,459 - Oh, uh, never mind then, uh.. - Delia. 665 00:32:31,542 --> 00:32:33,667 Delia. Uh, sit down, sit down. 666 00:32:33,751 --> 00:32:36,667 Even if you have had tea, you can stay and visit for a while. 667 00:32:36,751 --> 00:32:39,792 As a matter of fact, why don't you both stay to dinner? 668 00:32:39,876 --> 00:32:41,167 That's all arranged, Clare. 669 00:32:41,250 --> 00:32:43,876 Cora and Mary are going to have dinner with us. 670 00:32:43,959 --> 00:32:45,209 Fine, fine. 671 00:32:45,292 --> 00:32:47,209 Of course, you'll just have to take potluck. 672 00:32:47,292 --> 00:32:49,375 - Well, I'd hardly call it-- - Clare. 673 00:32:49,459 --> 00:32:51,459 Did you know the girls are going to visit Aunt Judith 674 00:32:51,542 --> 00:32:54,042 in Springfield for a whole month? 675 00:32:54,125 --> 00:32:55,375 Fine. 676 00:32:55,459 --> 00:32:57,417 Now how long are you going to be in New York, Cora? 677 00:32:57,500 --> 00:32:59,626 - All week. - Splendid. 678 00:32:59,709 --> 00:33:00,876 We'll hope to see something of you. 679 00:33:00,959 --> 00:33:02,417 Well, you certainly will-- 680 00:33:02,500 --> 00:33:05,042 Cora, d-did you find anything you wanted in the shop? 681 00:33:05,125 --> 00:33:06,709 Oh, I can't wait to show you. 682 00:33:06,792 --> 00:33:08,751 Oh, but I'm afraid some of these packages 683 00:33:08,834 --> 00:33:11,709 can't be opened in front of Cousin Clare. 684 00:33:11,792 --> 00:33:13,584 Shall I leave the room? 685 00:33:20,125 --> 00:33:22,042 Oh, Clarence, would you take the package in the hall 686 00:33:22,125 --> 00:33:24,792 up to our room, or should I say your room? 687 00:33:24,876 --> 00:33:27,042 Wasn't it nice of Clarence to give up his room 688 00:33:27,125 --> 00:33:28,667 to us for a whole week? 689 00:33:28,751 --> 00:33:31,459 Cora, come on, I just can't wait to see what's in those packages. 690 00:33:31,542 --> 00:33:35,250 Well, we'll be back soon. 691 00:33:35,334 --> 00:33:38,751 Uh, uh, Vinnie, I wish to speak to you before you go upstairs. 692 00:33:38,834 --> 00:33:40,250 I'll be down in just a minute, Clare. 693 00:33:40,334 --> 00:33:42,542 I wish to speak to you now. 694 00:33:42,626 --> 00:33:44,417 I'll be up in just a minute, Cora. 695 00:33:44,500 --> 00:33:46,334 It's alright, Vinnie. Come along, Mary. 696 00:33:46,417 --> 00:33:48,792 Are those two women encamped in our house? 697 00:33:48,876 --> 00:33:50,083 - Now, Clare-- - Answer me, Vinnie. 698 00:33:50,167 --> 00:33:51,417 - Now, Clare, you know-- - Answer me! 699 00:33:51,500 --> 00:33:53,626 Just a minute. Clarence! 700 00:33:58,042 --> 00:34:01,125 Now, Clare, you know you've always been fond of Cora. 701 00:34:01,209 --> 00:34:04,083 What has that got to do with her packing herself down in my house 702 00:34:04,167 --> 00:34:05,751 and bringing hordes of strangers with her? 703 00:34:05,834 --> 00:34:07,626 How can you call that sweet little girl 704 00:34:07,709 --> 00:34:08,959 a horde of strangers? 705 00:34:09,042 --> 00:34:10,626 Why don't they go to a hotel? 706 00:34:10,709 --> 00:34:13,334 New York is full of hotels built for the express purpose 707 00:34:13,417 --> 00:34:14,876 of housing such nuisances. 708 00:34:14,959 --> 00:34:17,125 Clare, two girls alone in a hotel. 709 00:34:17,209 --> 00:34:18,834 Why, who knows what might happen to them? 710 00:34:18,918 --> 00:34:20,918 Alright, then put them on the first train. 711 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:22,584 They want to roam like gypsies? 712 00:34:22,667 --> 00:34:24,042 Lend them a hand. Keep them roaming! 713 00:34:24,125 --> 00:34:25,876 But, Clare, they're just staying in that little room 714 00:34:25,959 --> 00:34:27,250 of Clarence's. 715 00:34:27,334 --> 00:34:28,667 The trouble is, they don't stay there. 716 00:34:28,751 --> 00:34:30,125 They stay in the bathroom. 717 00:34:30,209 --> 00:34:31,751 Every time I want to take my bath 718 00:34:31,834 --> 00:34:35,459 it's full of giggling females washing their hair! 719 00:34:35,542 --> 00:34:37,959 I tell you, I won't have it. Send them to a hotel. 720 00:34:38,042 --> 00:34:40,375 I'll pay the bill gladly, but get them out of here. 721 00:34:40,459 --> 00:34:42,459 Father, I'm afraid they can hear you upstairs. 722 00:34:42,542 --> 00:34:45,042 Then keep those doors closed. 723 00:34:45,125 --> 00:34:47,709 Clarence, you open those doors. 724 00:34:47,792 --> 00:34:49,584 Open them all the way. 725 00:34:50,918 --> 00:34:54,500 Now, Clare, you be quiet and behave yourself. 726 00:34:54,584 --> 00:34:57,584 They're here, and they're going to stay here. 727 00:34:57,667 --> 00:35:01,667 That's enough, Vinnie. I want no more of this argument. 728 00:35:01,751 --> 00:35:03,250 Hmm. 729 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,292 Oh, chaa! 730 00:35:13,918 --> 00:35:17,209 What I don't understand is why this swarm of locusts 731 00:35:17,292 --> 00:35:19,542 always descends on us without any warning. 732 00:35:19,626 --> 00:35:21,042 Oh, thunder! 733 00:35:28,709 --> 00:35:31,334 'Vinnie, dear Vinnie.' 734 00:35:41,667 --> 00:35:43,042 Hmm. 735 00:36:12,709 --> 00:36:14,083 Father, may I go along 736 00:36:14,167 --> 00:36:15,751 with the rest of you to Delmonico's? 737 00:36:15,834 --> 00:36:17,000 What's that? Delmonico's? 738 00:36:17,083 --> 00:36:18,459 You're taking mother, Cousin Cora 739 00:36:18,542 --> 00:36:21,250 and Miss Skinner to Delmonico's for dinner tonight. 740 00:36:21,334 --> 00:36:23,083 Oh, God! 741 00:36:23,167 --> 00:36:26,292 I won't have it. I won't have it. 742 00:36:26,375 --> 00:36:29,125 I will not have my life arranged for me. 743 00:36:29,209 --> 00:36:30,876 I bought this house for my own comfort. 744 00:36:30,959 --> 00:36:33,083 I will not submit myself to this indignity. 745 00:36:33,167 --> 00:36:35,083 - Now, Clare, what's the matter? - I won't stand it. 746 00:36:35,167 --> 00:36:36,417 By heaven, I won't stand it! 747 00:36:36,500 --> 00:36:38,292 Clarence. 748 00:36:41,542 --> 00:36:43,375 Do I understand that I am not permitted 749 00:36:43,459 --> 00:36:45,083 to have dinner in my own home? 750 00:36:45,167 --> 00:36:49,375 Oh, Clare, a little change will do you good. 751 00:36:49,459 --> 00:36:51,292 I have a home to have dinner in. 752 00:36:51,375 --> 00:36:53,334 And any time I can't have dinner at home 753 00:36:53,417 --> 00:36:54,918 this house is for sale. 754 00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:56,876 Well, Clare, you can't have dinner here tonight 755 00:36:56,959 --> 00:36:58,292 because it isn't ordered. 756 00:36:58,375 --> 00:37:00,667 And besides, Cora and Mary want to see something 757 00:37:00,751 --> 00:37:02,083 of New York. 758 00:37:02,167 --> 00:37:04,834 Well, that's no affair of mine. 759 00:37:04,918 --> 00:37:07,918 I am not a guide to Chinatown and the Bowery. 760 00:37:12,334 --> 00:37:15,626 Oh, Mr. Day, I just love your house. 761 00:37:15,709 --> 00:37:18,250 I could live here forever. 762 00:37:23,417 --> 00:37:25,375 Cora's waiting for you, Mrs. Day. 763 00:37:25,459 --> 00:37:27,834 Oh, yes. I'll run right up. 764 00:37:46,167 --> 00:37:49,459 I'm, uh, glad you like our house, Miss Skinner. 765 00:37:49,542 --> 00:37:52,042 I like it very much, Mr. Day. 766 00:37:52,125 --> 00:37:55,500 Praise from a stranger is approbation indeed. 767 00:37:55,584 --> 00:37:58,000 At home, our living room is green. 768 00:37:58,083 --> 00:37:59,667 I like green. 769 00:37:59,751 --> 00:38:02,167 I like green too. 770 00:38:02,250 --> 00:38:05,417 Red's my favorite color. 771 00:38:05,500 --> 00:38:07,834 I-it's an interesting thing about colors. 772 00:38:07,918 --> 00:38:09,542 Red's a nice color in a house, too 773 00:38:09,626 --> 00:38:11,751 but outside too much red would be bad. 774 00:38:11,834 --> 00:38:14,125 I mean, for instance, if all the trees 775 00:38:14,209 --> 00:38:15,667 and the grass were red. 776 00:38:15,751 --> 00:38:17,876 Outside, green's the best color. 777 00:38:17,959 --> 00:38:20,209 That's right. 778 00:38:20,292 --> 00:38:22,209 I never thought of it that way. 779 00:38:22,292 --> 00:38:25,334 But when you do think of it, it's quite a thought. 780 00:38:26,542 --> 00:38:28,542 I bet you'll make your mark at Yale. 781 00:38:28,626 --> 00:38:29,542 Oh. 782 00:38:29,626 --> 00:38:31,375 My mother wants me to go to college. 783 00:38:31,459 --> 00:38:33,876 Do you believe in girls going to college? 784 00:38:33,959 --> 00:38:37,250 I guess it's alright if they wanna waste that much time 785 00:38:37,334 --> 00:38:39,542 before they get married, I mean. 786 00:38:41,250 --> 00:38:44,000 I'm glad you're fond of music, Mr. Day. 787 00:38:45,375 --> 00:38:47,542 Oh, hello. Look, a new "Youth's Companion." 788 00:38:47,626 --> 00:38:50,834 John enjoys "The Youth's Companion." 789 00:38:50,918 --> 00:38:53,709 - John. - Oh. 790 00:38:53,792 --> 00:38:57,167 - Won't you sit down? - Oh. 791 00:38:57,250 --> 00:38:58,876 Oh, thank you. 792 00:39:00,417 --> 00:39:02,584 It tells all about connecting batteries in series. 793 00:39:02,667 --> 00:39:05,500 John, Miss Skinner and I were talking. 794 00:39:05,584 --> 00:39:07,792 Oh, that's alright. You won't bother me. 795 00:39:07,876 --> 00:39:09,667 Jiminy, there's where I made my mistake. 796 00:39:09,751 --> 00:39:12,000 - I didn't mix enough-- - Shh! 797 00:39:16,751 --> 00:39:19,000 - Oh, don't stop. - Can you play that? 798 00:39:19,083 --> 00:39:21,584 I'm afraid not. Can you play "Sweet Genevieve?" 799 00:39:21,667 --> 00:39:24,959 - That's my favorite. - Not without my music. 800 00:39:25,042 --> 00:39:27,292 Hymns are nice, don't you think? 801 00:39:27,375 --> 00:39:29,500 I like this one. 802 00:39:38,375 --> 00:39:40,125 That's funny. 803 00:39:40,209 --> 00:39:42,959 The words are the same, but it's the wrong tune. 804 00:39:43,042 --> 00:39:44,292 Oh, it can't be the wrong tune. 805 00:39:44,375 --> 00:39:46,584 We sing it exactly that way in church. 806 00:39:46,667 --> 00:39:49,751 We don't sing it that way in the Methodist church. 807 00:39:49,834 --> 00:39:53,459 - You see, we're Methodists. - 'Oh, that's too bad.' 808 00:39:53,542 --> 00:39:55,626 Oh, I-I don't mean it's too bad that you're a Methodist. 809 00:39:55,709 --> 00:39:57,667 Anybody's got a right to be anything they want. 810 00:39:57,751 --> 00:39:59,959 But what I mean is.. 811 00:40:00,042 --> 00:40:02,167 ...we're Episcopalians. 812 00:40:04,167 --> 00:40:06,709 Yes, I know. 813 00:40:08,918 --> 00:40:12,751 Anyway, the words are the same. Shall we begin? 814 00:40:18,500 --> 00:40:20,167 Now. 815 00:40:34,500 --> 00:40:37,000 - Oh, dear. - What's wrong? 816 00:40:37,083 --> 00:40:40,083 Shall we try again? 817 00:40:49,334 --> 00:40:52,500 - It must be my fault. - 'Oh, no, it's my fault.' 818 00:40:52,584 --> 00:40:55,209 No, you're the Episcopalian. 819 00:41:00,542 --> 00:41:02,250 I just remembered something. 820 00:41:02,334 --> 00:41:04,375 My father was an Episcopalian. 821 00:41:04,459 --> 00:41:06,876 He was baptized an Episcopalian. 822 00:41:06,959 --> 00:41:09,000 He was an Episcopalian right up to the time 823 00:41:09,083 --> 00:41:12,042 he married my mother. 824 00:41:12,125 --> 00:41:15,792 - She was the Methodist. - Oh. 825 00:41:15,876 --> 00:41:19,167 Oh, well, let's try it again then. 826 00:41:23,918 --> 00:41:25,876 Well, Clarence, if you're going to Delmonico's 827 00:41:25,959 --> 00:41:27,125 with us, you'd better get dressed. 828 00:41:27,209 --> 00:41:29,500 Am I going too? Jiminy! 829 00:41:30,834 --> 00:41:33,876 Thank you, father. 830 00:41:33,959 --> 00:41:36,209 Be ready in just a minute, mother. 831 00:41:38,042 --> 00:41:41,375 Vinnie, that young lady looks about the same age you were 832 00:41:41,459 --> 00:41:43,834 when I came out to Pleasantville to rescue you. 833 00:41:43,918 --> 00:41:45,125 - Rescue me? - Mmm. 834 00:41:45,209 --> 00:41:47,542 You came out there to talk me into marrying you. 835 00:41:47,626 --> 00:41:49,584 Well, it worked out just the same. 836 00:42:31,751 --> 00:42:34,626 - French. - Oui. 837 00:42:34,709 --> 00:42:36,125 No cooking like the French. 838 00:42:36,209 --> 00:42:37,918 Clare, it was so nice of you to invite 839 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:39,459 Cora and Mary here their first night. 840 00:42:39,542 --> 00:42:41,459 Well, it's been a pleasure. 841 00:42:41,542 --> 00:42:45,083 Mr. Day, have you always been an Episcopalian? 842 00:42:45,167 --> 00:42:48,542 I've always gone to the Episcopal Church, yes. 843 00:42:48,626 --> 00:42:51,083 But you weren't baptized a Methodist or anything 844 00:42:51,167 --> 00:42:52,834 were you? 845 00:42:52,918 --> 00:42:55,125 You were baptized an Episcopalian? 846 00:42:57,083 --> 00:42:58,250 Come to think of it, I don't believe 847 00:42:58,334 --> 00:42:59,959 I was ever baptized at all. 848 00:43:00,042 --> 00:43:02,125 Clare, that's not very funny 849 00:43:02,209 --> 00:43:03,918 joking about a subject like that. 850 00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:05,626 I'm not joking. 851 00:43:05,709 --> 00:43:07,500 I remember now. I never was baptized. 852 00:43:07,584 --> 00:43:10,334 Clare, that's ridiculous. Everybody's baptized. 853 00:43:10,417 --> 00:43:11,918 Well, I'm not. 854 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:15,375 No one would keep a little baby from being baptized. 855 00:43:15,459 --> 00:43:16,751 Well, you know father and mother. 856 00:43:16,834 --> 00:43:18,834 Free thinkers, both of them. 857 00:43:18,918 --> 00:43:20,417 They thought their children should decide 858 00:43:20,500 --> 00:43:22,459 those things for themselves. 859 00:43:22,542 --> 00:43:23,626 But, Clare-- 860 00:43:23,709 --> 00:43:25,250 I remember when I was, uh 861 00:43:25,334 --> 00:43:27,292 ten or twelve years old 862 00:43:27,375 --> 00:43:29,834 mother said I ought to give some thought to it, but, uh 863 00:43:29,918 --> 00:43:31,959 'I never got around to having it done to me.' 864 00:43:32,042 --> 00:43:34,292 Clare, do you know what you're saying? 865 00:43:34,375 --> 00:43:36,918 Yes, I'm saying I've never been baptized. 866 00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:39,626 Then something's got to be done about it right away. 867 00:43:39,709 --> 00:43:42,584 Now, Vinnie, don't get excited over nothing. 868 00:43:42,667 --> 00:43:44,834 Why haven't you ever told me? 869 00:43:44,918 --> 00:43:46,500 Well, what difference does it make? 870 00:43:46,584 --> 00:43:49,709 I have never heard of anyone who wasn't baptized. 871 00:43:49,792 --> 00:43:52,459 Even the savages in darkest Africa. 872 00:43:52,542 --> 00:43:56,334 Well, it's alright for savages and children. 873 00:43:56,417 --> 00:43:58,292 But if an oversight was made in my case 874 00:43:58,375 --> 00:43:59,918 it's too late to correct it now. 875 00:44:14,542 --> 00:44:17,834 Well, if you're not baptized, you're not a Christian. 876 00:44:17,918 --> 00:44:19,667 Why, confound it, of course, I'm a Christian. 877 00:44:19,751 --> 00:44:21,500 A mighty good Christian too. 878 00:44:21,584 --> 00:44:24,209 A lot better Christian than those psalm singers in church. 879 00:44:24,292 --> 00:44:26,709 But you can't be if you won't be baptized. 880 00:44:26,792 --> 00:44:29,042 I won't be baptized and I will be a Christian. 881 00:44:29,125 --> 00:44:30,918 I'll be a Christian in my own way. 882 00:44:34,125 --> 00:44:37,751 Clare, don't you want to meet us all in heaven? 883 00:44:37,834 --> 00:44:39,417 'Of course, and I'm going to.' 884 00:44:39,500 --> 00:44:40,751 'But you can't go to heaven' 885 00:44:40,834 --> 00:44:42,125 'if you're not baptized.' 886 00:44:42,209 --> 00:44:45,125 'Oh, that's a lot of folderol.' 887 00:44:45,209 --> 00:44:49,584 Clarence Day, don't you blaspheme like that. 888 00:44:49,667 --> 00:44:51,918 You're coming to church with me before you go to the office 889 00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,417 in the morning and be baptized then and there. 890 00:44:54,500 --> 00:44:56,167 Vinnie, don't be ridiculous. 891 00:44:56,250 --> 00:44:58,751 If you think I'm going to stand there and let Dr. Lloyd 892 00:44:58,834 --> 00:45:01,292 splash water on me at my age, you're mistaken. 893 00:45:03,417 --> 00:45:05,959 Now I'm sleepy. Goodnight, Vinnie. 894 00:45:27,459 --> 00:45:29,792 Mother, what is folderol? 895 00:45:29,876 --> 00:45:32,250 Get back to sleep. 896 00:45:32,334 --> 00:45:33,792 - Mother? - Yes, Whitney. 897 00:45:33,876 --> 00:45:35,709 If father hasn't been baptized 898 00:45:35,792 --> 00:45:37,292 he hasn't any name. 899 00:45:37,375 --> 00:45:40,417 In the sight of the church, he hasn't any name. 900 00:45:41,751 --> 00:45:43,959 That's right. 901 00:45:44,042 --> 00:45:46,459 Maybe we're not even married. 902 00:45:53,584 --> 00:45:55,584 We, Thine unworthy servants 903 00:45:55,667 --> 00:45:58,500 do give Thee most humble and hearty thanks 904 00:45:58,584 --> 00:46:00,792 for all Thy goodness and loving kindness 905 00:46:00,876 --> 00:46:03,542 to us and to all men. 906 00:46:03,626 --> 00:46:08,000 We bless Thee for our creation, preservation 907 00:46:08,083 --> 00:46:10,709 and all the blessings of this life. 908 00:46:10,792 --> 00:46:14,042 'But above all, for Thine inestimable love' 909 00:46:14,125 --> 00:46:19,167 'in the redemption of the world by our Lord Jesus Christ' 910 00:46:19,250 --> 00:46:23,417 'for the means of grace, for the hope of glory.' 911 00:46:23,500 --> 00:46:25,792 'And we beseech Thee' 912 00:46:25,876 --> 00:46:29,250 'give us that due sense of all Thy mercies' 913 00:46:29,334 --> 00:46:31,334 'that our hearts may be unfeignedly..' 914 00:46:31,417 --> 00:46:35,042 Harlan, tell Clarence to kneel. 915 00:46:35,125 --> 00:46:39,709 Whitney, tell Clarence to kneel. 916 00:46:39,792 --> 00:46:42,584 John, tell Clarence to kneel. 917 00:46:44,375 --> 00:46:46,167 Mother says kneel. 918 00:46:50,792 --> 00:46:52,542 He says he can't. 919 00:46:52,626 --> 00:46:55,667 He says he can't. 920 00:46:55,751 --> 00:46:57,709 He says he can't. 921 00:46:57,792 --> 00:46:59,042 '...world without end.' 922 00:46:59,125 --> 00:47:00,375 'Amen.' 923 00:47:00,459 --> 00:47:02,417 Amen. 924 00:47:02,500 --> 00:47:05,209 The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ 925 00:47:05,292 --> 00:47:06,834 and the love of God 926 00:47:06,918 --> 00:47:09,417 and the Fellowship of the Holy Ghost 927 00:47:09,500 --> 00:47:11,459 be with us all evermore. 928 00:47:11,542 --> 00:47:14,125 - 'Amen.' - Amen. 929 00:47:31,125 --> 00:47:33,125 And so, my friends 930 00:47:33,209 --> 00:47:35,959 what comfort and security it gives us 931 00:47:36,042 --> 00:47:38,876 when we have reached the age of understanding 932 00:47:38,959 --> 00:47:41,918 'to know that the rite of baptism' 933 00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:45,918 has not been neglected in our infancy or youth. 934 00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:49,459 Can you imagine any man 935 00:47:49,542 --> 00:47:51,334 who has reached maturity 936 00:47:51,417 --> 00:47:55,292 with the knowledge that he had never been baptized 937 00:47:55,375 --> 00:47:57,751 failing to hasten to the holy font 938 00:47:57,834 --> 00:48:00,959 that his soul might be saved? 939 00:48:01,042 --> 00:48:04,292 'As it says in the baptismal office' 940 00:48:04,375 --> 00:48:08,876 '"Except a man be born of water and of the spirit' 941 00:48:08,959 --> 00:48:12,667 'he cannot enter into the kingdom of God."' 942 00:48:12,751 --> 00:48:14,500 '"He that believeth' 943 00:48:14,584 --> 00:48:18,667 "and is baptized shall be saved 944 00:48:18,751 --> 00:48:23,125 but he that believeth not shall be damned." 945 00:48:23,209 --> 00:48:25,250 What's that fellow up to? He can't be.. 946 00:48:25,334 --> 00:48:28,709 'Which also showeth us the great benefit we reap..' 947 00:48:28,792 --> 00:48:30,584 Tell father shh. 948 00:48:32,042 --> 00:48:34,042 Tell father shh. 949 00:48:34,125 --> 00:48:36,125 Tell father shh. 950 00:48:36,209 --> 00:48:39,083 Tell father shh. 951 00:48:39,167 --> 00:48:41,167 Mother says shh. 952 00:48:41,250 --> 00:48:44,918 '"For the promise is to you' 953 00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,459 '"and to your children.' 954 00:48:47,542 --> 00:48:50,000 '"Doubt ye not therefore' 955 00:48:50,083 --> 00:48:52,626 but earnestly believe." 956 00:48:57,876 --> 00:48:59,834 In the name of the father and of the Son 957 00:48:59,918 --> 00:49:02,500 and of the Holy Ghost. Amen. 958 00:49:02,584 --> 00:49:04,417 Amen. 959 00:49:33,959 --> 00:49:36,459 This is William Tyler Wickersham. 960 00:49:36,542 --> 00:49:39,292 And this is Wilhelmina Eugenia Wickersham. 961 00:49:39,375 --> 00:49:42,209 'What a lovely day for them to be baptized.' 962 00:49:42,292 --> 00:49:44,792 'The happiest day in my life.' 963 00:49:49,876 --> 00:49:52,626 - Lovely sermon. - Thank you, Mrs. Day. 964 00:50:00,459 --> 00:50:03,167 Clare, you know I didn't ask Dr. Lloyd to do that. 965 00:50:03,250 --> 00:50:04,584 You must have said something. 966 00:50:04,667 --> 00:50:06,209 Well, I had to find out from him 967 00:50:06,292 --> 00:50:07,584 if we were really married. 968 00:50:07,667 --> 00:50:09,626 I am married and I'm not baptized. 969 00:50:09,709 --> 00:50:10,709 And as far as I'm concerned 970 00:50:10,792 --> 00:50:12,500 the whole congregation can know it. 971 00:50:12,584 --> 00:50:15,250 - They certainly know it now. - That suits me. 972 00:50:15,334 --> 00:50:16,751 I don't go to church to be preached at 973 00:50:16,834 --> 00:50:18,542 as though I were some lost sheep. 974 00:50:18,626 --> 00:50:20,209 Clare, you don't seem to understand 975 00:50:20,292 --> 00:50:21,751 what the church is for. 976 00:50:21,834 --> 00:50:24,250 Vinnie, if there's one place the church should leave alone 977 00:50:24,334 --> 00:50:26,125 it's a man's soul. 978 00:50:33,334 --> 00:50:37,000 Well, he's going to be baptized, Cora, you mark my word. 979 00:50:37,083 --> 00:50:39,626 I just couldn't go to heaven without Clare. 980 00:50:39,709 --> 00:50:43,626 Why, I get lonesome for him even when I go to Ohio. 981 00:50:43,709 --> 00:50:47,000 It's awfully hard on a woman to love a man like Clare so much. 982 00:50:47,083 --> 00:50:49,000 Oh, men are so aggravating. 983 00:50:49,083 --> 00:50:51,000 They take everything for granted. 984 00:50:51,083 --> 00:50:53,250 They certainly do. 985 00:50:53,334 --> 00:50:55,709 You know, I don't believe Clare's come right out 986 00:50:55,792 --> 00:50:58,125 and told me he loves me since we've been married. 987 00:50:58,209 --> 00:50:59,334 Of course, I know he does 988 00:50:59,417 --> 00:51:01,375 because I keep reminding him of it. 989 00:51:01,459 --> 00:51:03,626 You have to keep reminding them, Cora. 990 00:51:03,709 --> 00:51:06,709 'Vinnie, the table isn't set for dinner yet.' 991 00:51:08,876 --> 00:51:11,375 I'll be back in a minute, Cora. 992 00:51:11,459 --> 00:51:13,918 We're having it after Cora and Mary go to the train. 993 00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:15,459 Their cab is coming at 1 o'clock. 994 00:51:15,542 --> 00:51:17,918 'Cab? The horse cars go right past the door.' 995 00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:20,792 But, Clare, they have those heavy bags. 996 00:51:20,876 --> 00:51:22,417 Cabs are a waste of money. 997 00:51:22,500 --> 00:51:23,959 Well, if dinner's going to be delayed 998 00:51:24,042 --> 00:51:25,792 I'll work on this month's bills. Where are they? 999 00:51:25,876 --> 00:51:28,626 Now, Clare, it isn't fair to go over the household accounts 1000 00:51:28,709 --> 00:51:30,000 when you're hungry. 1001 00:51:30,083 --> 00:51:32,000 Vinnie, where are those bills? 1002 00:51:32,083 --> 00:51:34,167 They're in the library on your desk. 1003 00:51:34,250 --> 00:51:35,584 Hmm. 1004 00:51:35,667 --> 00:51:37,542 I didn't know dinner was going to be late. 1005 00:51:37,626 --> 00:51:39,292 No one ever tells me anything in this house. 1006 00:51:39,375 --> 00:51:42,334 Back home I ride all the time. I love horses. 1007 00:51:42,417 --> 00:51:44,375 The horse is my favorite animal. 1008 00:51:44,459 --> 00:51:46,334 Well, goodness, where have you two been? 1009 00:51:46,417 --> 00:51:48,626 Clarence wanted to show me his grandfather's house. 1010 00:51:48,709 --> 00:51:51,125 You will have to hurry and finish your packing. 1011 00:51:51,209 --> 00:51:53,167 - It won't take me long. - Can I help you pack? 1012 00:51:53,250 --> 00:51:54,876 Clarence. 1013 00:51:57,500 --> 00:51:59,834 Clarence.. 1014 00:51:59,918 --> 00:52:02,709 ...why didn't you kneel in church today? 1015 00:52:02,792 --> 00:52:05,417 I, I just couldn't. 1016 00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,042 If it's because your father doesn't kneel 1017 00:52:10,125 --> 00:52:13,125 you must remember he wasn't brought up to kneel in church. 1018 00:52:13,209 --> 00:52:14,709 But you were. 1019 00:52:16,626 --> 00:52:18,209 Has it anything to do with Mary? 1020 00:52:18,292 --> 00:52:20,542 - I know she's a Methodist. - Oh, no, mother. 1021 00:52:20,626 --> 00:52:22,375 Methodists kneel. Mary told me. 1022 00:52:22,459 --> 00:52:23,834 They don't get up and down so much 1023 00:52:23,918 --> 00:52:25,876 but they stay down longer. 1024 00:52:27,417 --> 00:52:29,542 Clarence, you want to kneel, don't you? 1025 00:52:29,626 --> 00:52:31,334 Oh, yes. I wanted to kneel today. 1026 00:52:31,417 --> 00:52:33,209 I-I tried. You saw me try. 1027 00:52:33,292 --> 00:52:36,209 But...I just couldn't. 1028 00:52:36,292 --> 00:52:39,334 Well, is that suit of your father's too tight for you? 1029 00:52:39,417 --> 00:52:42,667 - No, it's not too tight. - Well, what is it? 1030 00:52:42,751 --> 00:52:45,167 Mother, very peculiar things have happened to me 1031 00:52:45,250 --> 00:52:47,375 since I started to wear this suit. 1032 00:52:47,459 --> 00:52:49,709 I can't seem to make these clothes 1033 00:52:49,792 --> 00:52:51,626 do anything father wouldn't do. 1034 00:52:51,709 --> 00:52:54,000 Oh, that's nonsense, Clarence. 1035 00:52:54,083 --> 00:52:56,292 And not to kneel in church is a sacrilege. 1036 00:52:56,375 --> 00:52:59,667 Making father's trousers kneel seemed more of a sacrilege. 1037 00:52:59,751 --> 00:53:01,000 Clarence. 1038 00:53:01,083 --> 00:53:02,876 Do you know what happened at Dura Wakefield's party 1039 00:53:02,959 --> 00:53:03,959 for Mary last night? 1040 00:53:04,042 --> 00:53:05,250 We were playing musical chairs 1041 00:53:05,334 --> 00:53:07,167 and some girl sat down suddenly right in my lap. 1042 00:53:07,250 --> 00:53:10,250 Well, I jumped up so fast, she almost got hurt. 1043 00:53:10,334 --> 00:53:13,626 She was sitting on father's trousers. 1044 00:53:13,709 --> 00:53:16,250 Well, mother, I've got to have a suit of my own. 1045 00:53:16,334 --> 00:53:18,250 My soul and body. 1046 00:53:18,334 --> 00:53:21,459 Well, you'll just have to talk to your father about it. 1047 00:53:21,542 --> 00:53:23,751 I'm sure if you approach him the right way 1048 00:53:23,834 --> 00:53:25,959 you know, tactfully, he'll see. 1049 00:53:26,042 --> 00:53:27,626 Oh, excuse me. 1050 00:53:29,292 --> 00:53:32,626 Gracious. It didn't take you very long. 1051 00:53:34,709 --> 00:53:37,500 Well, I'll see about your box lunch for the train. 1052 00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:42,292 Remember, it's Sunday. 1053 00:53:47,709 --> 00:53:50,417 I, I was hoping we could have 1054 00:53:50,500 --> 00:53:53,000 a few minutes together before you left. 1055 00:53:55,834 --> 00:53:59,125 Cora had so much to do. I wanted to get out of her way. 1056 00:53:59,209 --> 00:54:02,125 Well, didn't you wanna see me? 1057 00:54:02,209 --> 00:54:07,000 I did want to tell you how much I've enjoyed our...friendship. 1058 00:54:09,959 --> 00:54:11,626 Oh, hello. Mother told us to sit 1059 00:54:11,709 --> 00:54:13,209 in the living room till dinner's ready. 1060 00:54:13,292 --> 00:54:15,459 - Not on the best sofa. - Hello. 1061 00:54:15,542 --> 00:54:16,918 Hello. 1062 00:54:18,626 --> 00:54:20,125 Have you ever been out on our porch? 1063 00:54:20,209 --> 00:54:22,709 - Oh, yes. - Well, let me show it to you. 1064 00:54:24,918 --> 00:54:28,000 It's awfully hard to grow up in a family with children. 1065 00:54:28,083 --> 00:54:32,000 My, I've never known a week to pass so quickly. 1066 00:54:35,334 --> 00:54:37,751 - Why, I.. - Yes? 1067 00:54:38,709 --> 00:54:40,876 - Why, I.. - Yes? 1068 00:54:40,959 --> 00:54:42,167 You're going to write me 1069 00:54:42,250 --> 00:54:43,542 when you get to Springfield, aren't you? 1070 00:54:43,626 --> 00:54:46,167 Of course, if you write me first. 1071 00:54:46,250 --> 00:54:47,959 But you'll have something to write about. 1072 00:54:48,042 --> 00:54:49,167 Your trip, and Aunt Judith 1073 00:54:49,250 --> 00:54:50,834 and how things are in Springfield. 1074 00:54:50,918 --> 00:54:53,542 You write me as soon as you get there. 1075 00:54:53,626 --> 00:54:56,375 Maybe I'll be too busy. 1076 00:54:56,459 --> 00:54:58,584 Maybe I won't have time. 1077 00:54:58,667 --> 00:55:00,209 Well, you find the time. 1078 00:55:00,292 --> 00:55:02,209 Let's not have any nonsense about that. 1079 00:55:02,292 --> 00:55:04,292 You'll write me first, and you'll do it right away 1080 00:55:04,375 --> 00:55:06,000 the first day. 1081 00:55:08,334 --> 00:55:10,876 How do you know I'll take orders from you? 1082 00:55:10,959 --> 00:55:12,584 Well, I'll show you. 1083 00:55:12,667 --> 00:55:14,918 - Give me your hand. - Why should I? 1084 00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:16,584 Give me your hand, confound it! 1085 00:55:16,667 --> 00:55:18,834 What do you want with my hand? 1086 00:55:20,250 --> 00:55:22,292 I just wanted it. 1087 00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:28,167 What are you thinking about? 1088 00:55:28,250 --> 00:55:29,626 I was just thinking. 1089 00:55:29,709 --> 00:55:31,375 About what? 1090 00:55:31,459 --> 00:55:33,375 I was hoping you'd write me first 1091 00:55:33,459 --> 00:55:35,125 because that would mean you liked me. 1092 00:55:35,209 --> 00:55:38,083 What's my writing first got to do with liking you? 1093 00:55:38,167 --> 00:55:41,042 Oh, you do like me then? 1094 00:55:41,125 --> 00:55:42,250 Of course, I do. 1095 00:55:42,334 --> 00:55:46,167 I like you better than any girl I ever met. 1096 00:55:49,167 --> 00:55:51,584 But you don't like me well enough to write first? 1097 00:55:51,667 --> 00:55:53,167 Well, I don't see how one thing's 1098 00:55:53,250 --> 00:55:54,584 got anything to do with the other. 1099 00:55:54,667 --> 00:55:57,167 But a girl can't write first because.. 1100 00:55:58,751 --> 00:56:00,459 ...because she's a girl. 1101 00:56:00,542 --> 00:56:02,918 Well, that's nonsense. If a girl has something to write about 1102 00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:04,667 and a fellow hasn't, there's no reason 1103 00:56:04,751 --> 00:56:06,792 why she shouldn't write first. 1104 00:56:06,876 --> 00:56:08,918 You know, the first three days I was here 1105 00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:10,876 you'd do anything for me. 1106 00:56:10,959 --> 00:56:12,876 And then you changed. 1107 00:56:12,959 --> 00:56:14,667 You used to be a lot of fun. 1108 00:56:14,751 --> 00:56:18,209 Then all of a sudden, you turned into an old sobersides. 1109 00:56:18,292 --> 00:56:21,500 Why, why, you even dress like an old sobersides. 1110 00:56:25,250 --> 00:56:26,292 What's the matter? 1111 00:56:26,375 --> 00:56:28,626 I just happened to remember something. 1112 00:56:28,709 --> 00:56:30,167 What? 1113 00:56:30,250 --> 00:56:31,792 Oh, I know. 1114 00:56:31,876 --> 00:56:33,626 It's because this is the last time 1115 00:56:33,709 --> 00:56:34,959 we'll be together. 1116 00:56:35,042 --> 00:56:36,125 Mary, please. 1117 00:56:36,209 --> 00:56:37,959 But, Clarence, we'll see each other 1118 00:56:38,042 --> 00:56:40,542 in a month when I come back. 1119 00:56:40,626 --> 00:56:43,042 Oh, Clarence, please write me first 1120 00:56:43,125 --> 00:56:46,292 because that will show me how much you like me. 1121 00:56:46,375 --> 00:56:47,918 Please? 1122 00:56:50,083 --> 00:56:52,500 I'll show you how much I like you. 1123 00:56:56,042 --> 00:56:58,459 - Get up. Get up! - Ah. 1124 00:56:58,542 --> 00:56:59,626 Oh. Oh! 1125 00:56:59,709 --> 00:57:00,918 Oh, Mary, don't do that. 1126 00:57:01,042 --> 00:57:02,500 Please, don't do that! 1127 00:57:02,584 --> 00:57:03,834 Now you'll think 1128 00:57:03,918 --> 00:57:06,459 I'm just a bold and forward girl. 1129 00:57:06,542 --> 00:57:08,834 Oh, no. No, it's not that. 1130 00:57:10,792 --> 00:57:12,500 Was it because it's Sunday? 1131 00:57:12,584 --> 00:57:14,667 No, it'd be the same any day. 1132 00:57:14,751 --> 00:57:18,375 Oh! You just didn't want me sitting on your lap. 1133 00:57:18,459 --> 00:57:19,709 Oh, it was nice of you to do it. 1134 00:57:19,792 --> 00:57:21,459 It was nice of me 1135 00:57:21,542 --> 00:57:23,000 so you told me to get up? 1136 00:57:23,083 --> 00:57:25,209 You just couldn't bear to have me sit there. 1137 00:57:25,292 --> 00:57:27,209 Oh, and you needn't write me first. 1138 00:57:27,292 --> 00:57:29,667 You needn't write me any letters at all. 1139 00:57:29,751 --> 00:57:32,834 Because I'll tear them up without opening them. 1140 00:57:32,918 --> 00:57:35,876 I never want to see you again. 1141 00:57:35,959 --> 00:57:39,500 Oh, Mary. Mary, listen to me, Mary, please. 1142 00:57:39,584 --> 00:57:41,000 Oh, Mary. 1143 00:57:52,959 --> 00:57:54,250 Clarence. 1144 00:57:56,792 --> 00:57:58,375 Yes, father? 1145 00:57:58,459 --> 00:58:01,626 That young lady's crying. She's in tears. 1146 00:58:01,709 --> 00:58:03,125 What's the meaning of this? 1147 00:58:03,209 --> 00:58:05,500 I'm sorry, father. It's all my fault. 1148 00:58:05,584 --> 00:58:08,250 Nonsense. What's that girl trying to do to you? 1149 00:58:08,334 --> 00:58:10,125 Oh, n-no, no, she wasn't. 1150 00:58:10,209 --> 00:58:11,876 It was.. I, I.. 1151 00:58:11,959 --> 00:58:14,918 Well, whatever the quarrel was about, Clarence 1152 00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:17,042 I'm glad you held your own. 1153 00:58:18,834 --> 00:58:20,250 Father, I have to have a new suit of clothes! 1154 00:58:20,334 --> 00:58:22,542 You've got to give me the money for it! 1155 00:58:24,500 --> 00:58:27,292 Young man, do you realize that you're addressing your father? 1156 00:58:30,167 --> 00:58:32,500 I'm sorry, father. I apologize. 1157 00:58:32,584 --> 00:58:35,250 But you don't know how important this is to me. 1158 00:58:35,334 --> 00:58:38,292 A new suit of clothes is so impor.. 1159 00:58:38,375 --> 00:58:39,959 Oh, why should.. 1160 00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:45,542 Clarence, has your need for a new suit of clothes 1161 00:58:45,626 --> 00:58:48,334 anything to do with that young lady? 1162 00:58:48,417 --> 00:58:49,959 Yes, father. 1163 00:58:51,500 --> 00:58:53,751 Why, Clarence. 1164 00:58:53,834 --> 00:58:54,834 Oh. 1165 00:58:54,918 --> 00:58:56,918 Why, this comes as quite a shock to me. 1166 00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:58,626 What does, father? 1167 00:58:58,709 --> 00:59:01,209 Well, you're being so...grownup. 1168 00:59:03,042 --> 00:59:04,167 Still, I might have known. 1169 00:59:04,250 --> 00:59:07,000 If you are going to college this fall.. 1170 00:59:07,083 --> 00:59:09,876 Yes, you're at the age when you'll be meeting girls. 1171 00:59:12,417 --> 00:59:15,125 Clarence, there are things about women 1172 00:59:15,209 --> 00:59:18,125 that I think you ought to know. 1173 00:59:18,209 --> 00:59:20,417 Sit down. 1174 00:59:36,876 --> 00:59:39,167 Yes, I think it's better for you to hear this from me 1175 00:59:39,250 --> 00:59:41,584 than to have to learn it for yourself. 1176 00:59:44,167 --> 00:59:46,167 Clarence.. 1177 00:59:46,250 --> 00:59:49,876 ...women aren't the angels that you think they are. 1178 00:59:49,959 --> 00:59:53,292 Well, now first, let me explain this to you. 1179 00:59:53,375 --> 00:59:56,751 You see, Clarence, we men have to run this world 1180 00:59:56,834 --> 00:59:58,834 and it's not an easy job. 1181 00:59:58,918 --> 01:00:02,000 It takes work and it takes thinking. 1182 01:00:02,083 --> 01:00:04,667 A man has to reason things out. 1183 01:00:04,751 --> 01:00:06,667 Now you take a woman. 1184 01:00:06,751 --> 01:00:09,125 A woman thinks.. 1185 01:00:09,209 --> 01:00:11,751 No, I'm wrong right there. 1186 01:00:11,834 --> 01:00:14,000 A woman doesn't think at all. 1187 01:00:14,083 --> 01:00:15,834 She gets stirred up. 1188 01:00:15,918 --> 01:00:19,626 And she gets stirred up over the most confounded things. 1189 01:00:19,709 --> 01:00:22,167 Now I love my wife just as much as any man 1190 01:00:22,250 --> 01:00:23,834 but that doesn't mean that I should stand 1191 01:00:23,918 --> 01:00:26,250 for a lot of folderol. 1192 01:00:26,334 --> 01:00:27,834 By God, I won't stand for it! 1193 01:00:27,918 --> 01:00:29,209 Stand for what, father? 1194 01:00:29,292 --> 01:00:32,792 That's the one thing I shall not submit myself to. 1195 01:00:32,876 --> 01:00:36,375 Clarence, if a man thinks a certain thing is wrong 1196 01:00:36,459 --> 01:00:37,584 he shouldn't do it. 1197 01:00:37,667 --> 01:00:40,375 If he thinks it's right, he should do it. 1198 01:00:40,459 --> 01:00:41,626 Now that has nothing to do with 1199 01:00:41,709 --> 01:00:43,292 whether he loves his wife or not. 1200 01:00:43,375 --> 01:00:45,542 - Who says it has, father? - They do. 1201 01:00:45,626 --> 01:00:47,209 - Who, sir? - Women. 1202 01:00:47,292 --> 01:00:48,667 They get stirred up 1203 01:00:48,751 --> 01:00:50,876 and then they try to get you stirred up too. 1204 01:00:50,959 --> 01:00:52,459 But don't you let them do it, Clarence. 1205 01:00:52,542 --> 01:00:54,417 Don't you let them do it. 1206 01:00:54,500 --> 01:00:57,542 Now, if you can keep reason and logic in the argument 1207 01:00:57,626 --> 01:01:00,876 well, a man can hold his own, of course. 1208 01:01:00,959 --> 01:01:03,000 But if they can switch you 1209 01:01:03,083 --> 01:01:06,250 pretty soon the argument's about whether you love them or not. 1210 01:01:06,334 --> 01:01:08,918 I swear, I don't know how they do it. 1211 01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:10,626 But don't you let them, Clarence. 1212 01:01:10,709 --> 01:01:12,083 Don't you let them. 1213 01:01:12,167 --> 01:01:14,500 I see what you mean so far, father. 1214 01:01:14,584 --> 01:01:16,876 If you don't watch yourself, love can make you do 1215 01:01:16,959 --> 01:01:18,375 a lot of things you don't wanna do. 1216 01:01:18,459 --> 01:01:19,375 'Exactly.' 1217 01:01:19,459 --> 01:01:20,584 But if you do watch out 1218 01:01:20,667 --> 01:01:22,626 and know just how to handle women.. 1219 01:01:22,709 --> 01:01:24,709 Then you'll be alright. 1220 01:01:24,792 --> 01:01:28,250 All a man has to do is be firm. 1221 01:01:28,334 --> 01:01:32,751 You know how sometimes I have to be firm with your mother. 1222 01:01:32,834 --> 01:01:36,542 Yes, but, father, what can you do when they cry? 1223 01:01:37,834 --> 01:01:40,083 Hmm. 1224 01:01:40,167 --> 01:01:43,000 Well, uh, that's quite a question. 1225 01:01:44,918 --> 01:01:46,125 You just have to make them understand 1226 01:01:46,209 --> 01:01:49,334 that what you're doing is for their good. 1227 01:01:49,417 --> 01:01:50,584 I see. 1228 01:01:50,667 --> 01:01:53,250 Now, Clarence, you know all about women. 1229 01:02:00,417 --> 01:02:03,292 - But, father. - Yes, Clarence? 1230 01:02:03,375 --> 01:02:05,459 I thought you were going to tell me about.. 1231 01:02:05,542 --> 01:02:08,334 - About what? - About women. 1232 01:02:11,209 --> 01:02:14,959 Clarence, there are some things gentlemen don't discuss. 1233 01:02:15,042 --> 01:02:17,417 I've told you all you need to know. 1234 01:02:17,500 --> 01:02:20,500 The thing for you to remember is be firm. 1235 01:02:49,918 --> 01:02:51,834 Mary, when you get to Springfield 1236 01:02:51,918 --> 01:02:54,125 the very first thing you.. 1237 01:03:02,667 --> 01:03:05,042 Oh, God! 1238 01:03:05,125 --> 01:03:07,626 What's the matter, Clare? What's wrong? 1239 01:03:07,709 --> 01:03:09,125 Sit down, Vinnie. 1240 01:03:09,209 --> 01:03:11,083 Oh, Clare, Cora and Mary are leaving any moment now. 1241 01:03:11,167 --> 01:03:13,292 Sit down. 1242 01:03:13,375 --> 01:03:17,334 Vinnie, you know I like to live well 1243 01:03:17,417 --> 01:03:19,542 and I want my family to live well. 1244 01:03:19,626 --> 01:03:21,792 But this house must be run on a business basis. 1245 01:03:21,876 --> 01:03:25,542 I must know how much money I'm spending and what for. 1246 01:03:25,626 --> 01:03:27,667 For instance, if you recall, a week ago 1247 01:03:27,751 --> 01:03:30,417 I gave you $6 to buy a new coffee pot. 1248 01:03:30,500 --> 01:03:32,042 Yes, because you broke the old one. 1249 01:03:32,125 --> 01:03:33,959 You threw it right on the floor. 1250 01:03:34,042 --> 01:03:36,250 I'm not talking about that. Now I find here among my-- 1251 01:03:36,334 --> 01:03:39,042 It was a pity to break that nice coffee pot, Clare. 1252 01:03:39,125 --> 01:03:40,542 It was imported from France. 1253 01:03:40,626 --> 01:03:42,500 And that little shop has stopped selling them. 1254 01:03:42,584 --> 01:03:44,250 They said the tariff wouldn't let them. 1255 01:03:44,334 --> 01:03:46,959 And that's your fault because you're always voting 1256 01:03:47,042 --> 01:03:48,209 to raise the tariff. 1257 01:03:48,292 --> 01:03:49,500 The tariff protects America 1258 01:03:49,584 --> 01:03:51,959 against cheap foreign labor. Now this bill-- 1259 01:03:52,042 --> 01:03:55,417 The tariff does nothing but put up the prices 1260 01:03:55,500 --> 01:03:58,751 and that's hard on everybody especially the farmer. 1261 01:03:58,834 --> 01:04:00,918 Vinnie, I wish to heaven you wouldn't talk about matters 1262 01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:02,459 you don't know anything about. 1263 01:04:02,542 --> 01:04:05,000 I do, too, know about them. Miss Guelig says 1264 01:04:05,083 --> 01:04:07,167 that every intelligent woman should have some opinion-- 1265 01:04:07,250 --> 01:04:09,042 Who may I ask is Miss Guelig? 1266 01:04:09,125 --> 01:04:11,125 She's the current events woman I told you about. 1267 01:04:11,209 --> 01:04:14,250 And the tickets are a dollar every Tuesday. 1268 01:04:14,334 --> 01:04:17,125 Do you mean to tell me that a pack of idle-minded females 1269 01:04:17,209 --> 01:04:19,292 pay a dollar apiece to hear another female 1270 01:04:19,375 --> 01:04:21,125 gabble about the events of the day? 1271 01:04:21,209 --> 01:04:22,542 Listen to me if you want to know anything 1272 01:04:22,626 --> 01:04:23,584 about the events of the day. 1273 01:04:23,667 --> 01:04:26,417 But you get so excited, Clare. 1274 01:04:26,500 --> 01:04:29,375 And besides, Miss Guelig says that our President 1275 01:04:29,459 --> 01:04:32,584 whom you're always belittling, prays to God for guidance. 1276 01:04:32,667 --> 01:04:35,042 Vinnie, what happened to that $6? 1277 01:04:35,125 --> 01:04:37,083 What $6? 1278 01:04:39,584 --> 01:04:42,459 I gave you $6 to buy a new coffee pot. 1279 01:04:42,542 --> 01:04:44,334 Now I find that you apparently got one 1280 01:04:44,417 --> 01:04:45,959 at Lewis and Congers and charged it. 1281 01:04:46,042 --> 01:04:49,334 Here's their bill. "One coffee pot, $5." 1282 01:04:49,417 --> 01:04:52,667 So you owe me a dollar, and you can hand it right over. 1283 01:04:52,751 --> 01:04:54,667 I'll do nothing of the kind. 1284 01:04:54,751 --> 01:04:56,918 What did you do with that $6? 1285 01:04:57,000 --> 01:04:59,959 Well, Clare, I can't tell you now, dear. 1286 01:05:00,042 --> 01:05:03,125 Why didn't you ask me at the time? 1287 01:05:03,209 --> 01:05:06,417 I give up. 1288 01:05:06,500 --> 01:05:08,083 Oh, wait a minute. 1289 01:05:08,167 --> 01:05:11,417 I spent $4.50 for that new umbrella. 1290 01:05:11,500 --> 01:05:13,334 Now we're getting somewhere. 1291 01:05:13,417 --> 01:05:15,209 One umbrella, $4.50. 1292 01:05:15,292 --> 01:05:17,375 And that must have been the week I paid Mrs. Tobin 1293 01:05:17,459 --> 01:05:18,792 for two extra days' washing. 1294 01:05:18,876 --> 01:05:21,459 - Mrs. Tobin. - That's $2 more. 1295 01:05:21,542 --> 01:05:23,751 - Two dollars. - That makes, that makes up.. 1296 01:05:23,834 --> 01:05:25,209 $6.50. 1297 01:05:25,292 --> 01:05:27,459 And that's another 50 cents you owe me. 1298 01:05:27,542 --> 01:05:28,918 I don't owe you anything. 1299 01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:30,334 What you owe me is an explanation 1300 01:05:30,417 --> 01:05:31,918 of where my money is gone. 1301 01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:35,000 I do the best I can to keep down expenses. 1302 01:05:35,083 --> 01:05:38,375 You know yourself, Cousin Phoebe spends twice as much as we do. 1303 01:05:38,459 --> 01:05:40,209 Don't talk to me about your cousin Phoebe. 1304 01:05:40,292 --> 01:05:43,000 Oh, you talk about your own relatives enough. 1305 01:05:44,459 --> 01:05:45,918 That's not fair, Vinnie. 1306 01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:49,834 When I talk about my relatives, I criticize them. 1307 01:05:49,918 --> 01:05:51,709 I can't even speak of Cousin Phoebe. 1308 01:05:51,792 --> 01:05:53,542 'You can speak of her all you want to.' 1309 01:05:53,626 --> 01:05:55,834 'But I won't have Cousin Phoebe or anyone else' 1310 01:05:55,918 --> 01:05:58,000 'dictating to me how to run my house.' 1311 01:05:58,083 --> 01:06:01,042 I didn't say a word about her dictating. 1312 01:06:01,125 --> 01:06:02,918 'Clare, you know she isn't that--' 1313 01:06:03,042 --> 01:06:05,375 You said, you said.. 1314 01:06:07,292 --> 01:06:09,042 I don't know what you said now. 1315 01:06:09,125 --> 01:06:11,042 You never stick to the point. 1316 01:06:12,751 --> 01:06:15,667 Now, we're going over this account book item by item. 1317 01:06:15,751 --> 01:06:19,209 I find here a bill for $38. 1318 01:06:19,292 --> 01:06:21,959 I don't know what you expect of me. 1319 01:06:22,042 --> 01:06:24,209 I tire myself out chasing up and down 1320 01:06:24,292 --> 01:06:26,083 those stairs all day long 1321 01:06:26,167 --> 01:06:28,375 trying to look after your comfort 1322 01:06:28,459 --> 01:06:30,542 to bring up our children. 1323 01:06:30,626 --> 01:06:33,375 I do the mending and the marketing. 1324 01:06:33,459 --> 01:06:36,375 Now you want me to be an expert bookkeeper too. 1325 01:06:47,709 --> 01:06:51,584 Vinnie, I want to be reasonable, but.. 1326 01:06:51,667 --> 01:06:56,000 Can't you understand? I'm doing all this for your own good. 1327 01:06:56,083 --> 01:06:57,542 Oh. 1328 01:07:01,292 --> 01:07:04,375 Well, I suppose I'll have to go ahead just paying the bills 1329 01:07:04,459 --> 01:07:07,834 and hoping I've got enough money in the bank to meet them. 1330 01:07:07,918 --> 01:07:10,250 But it's all very discouraging. 1331 01:07:11,500 --> 01:07:14,542 I'll try to do better, Clare. 1332 01:07:14,626 --> 01:07:16,834 Well, that's all I'm asking. 1333 01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:21,792 Well, I'll, uh, make out the checks and sign them. 1334 01:07:23,500 --> 01:07:27,083 But, uh, ahem, maybe I haven't any right to sign those checks 1335 01:07:27,167 --> 01:07:30,459 since in the sight of the Lord, I haven't any name. 1336 01:07:30,542 --> 01:07:31,959 That's right. 1337 01:07:32,042 --> 01:07:33,417 Clare, to make those checks good 1338 01:07:33,500 --> 01:07:36,125 you'll have to be baptized right away. 1339 01:07:36,209 --> 01:07:37,584 Vinnie, the bank doesn't care 1340 01:07:37,667 --> 01:07:39,459 whether I've been baptized or not. 1341 01:07:39,542 --> 01:07:40,918 Well, I care. 1342 01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:42,667 And no matter what Dr. Lloyd said 1343 01:07:42,751 --> 01:07:45,459 I'm not sure we're really married. 1344 01:07:45,542 --> 01:07:47,125 Vinnie, we have four children. 1345 01:07:47,209 --> 01:07:50,042 If we're not married now, we never will be. 1346 01:07:50,125 --> 01:07:52,042 Clare, Dr. Lloyd said this morning-- 1347 01:07:52,125 --> 01:07:53,792 Well, that's all, Vinnie. 1348 01:07:53,876 --> 01:07:57,292 Uh, I think you better go tell Whitney to watch for the cab. 1349 01:07:57,375 --> 01:08:00,167 Not before you give me that $1.50. 1350 01:08:00,250 --> 01:08:03,125 - What $1.50? - That $1.50 you owe me. 1351 01:08:03,209 --> 01:08:05,626 I don't owe you any $1.50. 1352 01:08:05,709 --> 01:08:07,792 I gave you money to buy a coffee pot for me 1353 01:08:07,876 --> 01:08:10,167 and somehow it turned into an umbrella for you. 1354 01:08:10,250 --> 01:08:13,375 Why, Clarence Day, what kind of man are you? 1355 01:08:13,459 --> 01:08:16,000 Quibbling about $1.50 when your immortal soul 1356 01:08:16,083 --> 01:08:17,250 is in danger. 1357 01:08:17,334 --> 01:08:19,584 - And what's more, if you-- - Alright. 1358 01:08:19,667 --> 01:08:22,250 Alright, alright. 1359 01:08:22,334 --> 01:08:23,626 Hmm. 1360 01:08:26,417 --> 01:08:27,709 Thank you, Clare. 1361 01:08:27,792 --> 01:08:30,334 Now the accounts are all straight again. 1362 01:08:51,292 --> 01:08:52,375 What were you doing down there? 1363 01:08:52,459 --> 01:08:54,042 I'm setting up this new burglar alarm. 1364 01:08:54,125 --> 01:08:55,500 I invented it myself. 1365 01:08:55,584 --> 01:08:57,000 Have you got any money you can lend me? 1366 01:08:57,083 --> 01:08:58,542 No, you owe me 30 cents now. 1367 01:08:58,626 --> 01:09:00,042 Well, I'll give you my stamp collection 1368 01:09:00,125 --> 01:09:02,042 and my piece of John Wilkes Booth's finger. 1369 01:09:02,125 --> 01:09:03,209 How much? 1370 01:09:03,292 --> 01:09:04,751 Enough to get a new suit of clothes. 1371 01:09:04,834 --> 01:09:06,542 If you can wait a month till I hear from the patent office 1372 01:09:06,626 --> 01:09:08,209 in Washington, I may be rich. 1373 01:09:08,292 --> 01:09:11,167 - Oh, I can't wait that long. - Maybe I could get it sooner. 1374 01:09:11,250 --> 01:09:13,709 I'm going to look into something else tomorrow. 1375 01:09:16,083 --> 01:09:18,709 "Wanted. An energetic young man to sell household necessity. 1376 01:09:18,792 --> 01:09:20,834 Liberal commission. Apply 312.." 1377 01:09:20,918 --> 01:09:22,209 John, let me have this job. 1378 01:09:22,292 --> 01:09:24,542 Why should I give you my job? They're hard to get. 1379 01:09:24,626 --> 01:09:26,792 But I've got to get a new suit of clothes. 1380 01:09:26,876 --> 01:09:28,542 Maybe I could get the job for both of us. 1381 01:09:28,626 --> 01:09:30,375 I'll ask the man. 1382 01:09:40,834 --> 01:09:44,083 - The cab's here, father. - Oh, t-thank you, Whitney. 1383 01:09:44,167 --> 01:09:46,709 Uh, Vinnie, Cora, the cab's here! 1384 01:09:48,918 --> 01:09:51,417 Uh, John, uh, go up and get their bags. 1385 01:09:51,500 --> 01:09:52,959 Yes, sir. 1386 01:09:54,542 --> 01:09:55,834 Here's the lunch for the train, sir. 1387 01:09:55,918 --> 01:09:58,250 Well, take it out to the cab. 1388 01:09:59,834 --> 01:10:01,250 - Who's that one? - It's Ellen. 1389 01:10:01,334 --> 01:10:02,834 Delia left yesterday. 1390 01:10:02,918 --> 01:10:04,709 I don't know where your mother finds them. 1391 01:10:04,792 --> 01:10:07,125 Now, Vinnie, don't you let Clare worry about us. 1392 01:10:07,209 --> 01:10:08,250 We have plenty of time. 1393 01:10:08,334 --> 01:10:09,918 Oh, take the bags right on out, John. 1394 01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:11,459 - Yes, sir. - Well, goodbye, Clarence. 1395 01:10:11,542 --> 01:10:12,876 It was so nice to see you again. 1396 01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:14,292 Goodbye, Cousin Cora. 1397 01:10:14,375 --> 01:10:17,250 Goodbye, Whitney. Now you be a good boy. 1398 01:10:17,334 --> 01:10:19,250 - Goodbye, Cousin Cora. - Goodbye, Harlan. 1399 01:10:19,334 --> 01:10:20,876 Goodbye. Keep out of mischief. 1400 01:10:20,959 --> 01:10:22,667 Come along, everybody. Don't keep the cab waiting. 1401 01:10:22,751 --> 01:10:23,834 Cabs cost money. 1402 01:10:23,918 --> 01:10:25,626 If there's one thing Mr. Day can't stand 1403 01:10:25,709 --> 01:10:27,083 it's to keep a cab waiting. 1404 01:10:27,167 --> 01:10:28,792 If there's any waiting to do, there's a waiting room 1405 01:10:28,876 --> 01:10:31,125 at the Grand Central Depot just for that. 1406 01:10:31,209 --> 01:10:33,292 Mary.. 1407 01:10:33,375 --> 01:10:35,459 ...aren't you even going to shake hands with me? 1408 01:10:35,542 --> 01:10:37,000 I don't think I'd better. 1409 01:10:37,083 --> 01:10:39,250 You may remember that when I get too close to you 1410 01:10:39,334 --> 01:10:40,834 you feel contaminated. 1411 01:10:40,918 --> 01:10:44,667 Mary, you're going to write to me, aren't you? 1412 01:10:44,751 --> 01:10:48,459 - Are you going to write first? - No, Mary. 1413 01:10:48,542 --> 01:10:51,125 There are times when a man must be firm. 1414 01:10:51,209 --> 01:10:53,125 Mary, mother says you better hurry out 1415 01:10:53,209 --> 01:10:54,792 before father starts yelling. 1416 01:10:54,876 --> 01:10:57,042 It's Sunday. 1417 01:10:57,125 --> 01:10:58,292 Goodbye, John. 1418 01:10:58,375 --> 01:11:00,667 I'm very happy to have made your acquaintance. 1419 01:11:00,751 --> 01:11:02,209 Thank you. 1420 01:11:04,083 --> 01:11:06,667 - May I help you? - No, thank you. 1421 01:11:06,751 --> 01:11:08,542 Take care of yourself. 1422 01:11:08,626 --> 01:11:10,375 - Goodbye, Mr. Day. - Goodbye, Mary. 1423 01:11:10,459 --> 01:11:11,834 Bye, Mrs. Day. I've had a wonderful time. 1424 01:11:11,918 --> 01:11:13,542 - Goodbye, Mary. - Thank you. 1425 01:11:13,626 --> 01:11:15,083 - 'Bye-bye.' - 'Goodbye.' 1426 01:11:15,167 --> 01:11:17,292 - 'Goodbye, Cousin Clare.' - Goodbye, Cora. 1427 01:11:17,375 --> 01:11:18,709 - Goodbye, Cora. - 'Bye.' 1428 01:11:18,792 --> 01:11:20,834 - Bye, Cousin Cora. - Bye. 1429 01:11:20,918 --> 01:11:23,209 - Bye! - Bye! 1430 01:11:33,459 --> 01:11:37,209 Dear Mary.. 1431 01:11:39,626 --> 01:11:42,042 "My duty toward my neighbor 1432 01:11:42,125 --> 01:11:44,417 "is to love him as myself 1433 01:11:44,500 --> 01:11:47,209 "and to do to all men 1434 01:11:47,292 --> 01:11:49,792 as I would they should do unto me." 1435 01:11:49,876 --> 01:11:52,125 Has father gone to the office yet? 1436 01:11:52,209 --> 01:11:53,792 Come on, let's go to the ball field. 1437 01:11:53,876 --> 01:11:56,500 I've got to guard this box till John comes back. 1438 01:11:56,584 --> 01:11:57,709 It's his burglar alarm. 1439 01:11:57,792 --> 01:11:59,083 It wouldn't work so he fixed it. 1440 01:11:59,167 --> 01:12:00,876 We're going to put it back in the dining room 1441 01:12:00,959 --> 01:12:02,626 after father goes to the office. 1442 01:12:02,709 --> 01:12:04,334 Are there burglars around? 1443 01:12:04,417 --> 01:12:06,584 - Everywhere. - Oh. 1444 01:12:06,667 --> 01:12:09,626 "To love, honor, and succor my father 1445 01:12:09,709 --> 01:12:10,792 and my mother--" 1446 01:12:10,876 --> 01:12:12,584 Why do you have to learn that? 1447 01:12:12,667 --> 01:12:14,459 Because if I don't, I'll go to hell. 1448 01:12:14,542 --> 01:12:16,959 - Father's going to hell. - He is not! 1449 01:12:17,042 --> 01:12:19,167 Yes, he is, because he isn't baptized. 1450 01:12:19,250 --> 01:12:21,584 He'll go to hell and burn for a thousand years. 1451 01:12:21,667 --> 01:12:23,459 He won't! He won't! 1452 01:12:23,542 --> 01:12:25,417 He'll be in a lake of fire and brimstone 1453 01:12:25,500 --> 01:12:27,125 and a thousand devils with pitchforks 1454 01:12:27,209 --> 01:12:28,292 will be poking at him. 1455 01:12:28,375 --> 01:12:29,792 - No! Mother, don't let-- - Shh. 1456 01:12:29,876 --> 01:12:31,626 - Father will hear you! - No, I don't.. 1457 01:12:38,292 --> 01:12:39,626 'Don't smother me!' 1458 01:12:42,876 --> 01:12:44,375 What's that noise? 1459 01:12:44,459 --> 01:12:46,751 - Just singing, father. - 'You boys, be quiet.' 1460 01:12:46,834 --> 01:12:48,584 You know your mother isn't feeling well. 1461 01:12:48,667 --> 01:12:50,459 'Yes, father.' 1462 01:13:00,542 --> 01:13:01,792 What did your mother say? 1463 01:13:01,876 --> 01:13:04,751 She says she doesn't want any breakfast. 1464 01:13:04,834 --> 01:13:07,042 Oh, why does your mother do that to me? 1465 01:13:07,125 --> 01:13:08,500 She knows it just upsets my day 1466 01:13:08,584 --> 01:13:10,209 when she doesn't come down to breakfast. 1467 01:13:10,292 --> 01:13:12,792 - A special delivery, sir. - Thank you. 1468 01:13:14,042 --> 01:13:16,292 - Thank you. - Where's John this morning? 1469 01:13:16,375 --> 01:13:18,000 Well, John had his breakfast early, father 1470 01:13:18,083 --> 01:13:19,584 and went out to see about something. 1471 01:13:19,667 --> 01:13:20,792 See about what? 1472 01:13:20,876 --> 01:13:22,292 Well, John and I thought 1473 01:13:22,375 --> 01:13:24,209 we'd work this summer and earn some money. 1474 01:13:24,292 --> 01:13:27,459 Good. Work never hurt anyone. It's good for them. 1475 01:13:27,542 --> 01:13:30,417 But if you're going to work, work hard. 1476 01:13:30,500 --> 01:13:32,918 King Solomon had the right idea about work. 1477 01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:36,292 "Whatever thy hand findeth to do," Solomon said 1478 01:13:36,375 --> 01:13:38,459 "do thy doggonedest." 1479 01:13:41,876 --> 01:13:43,459 Hmm. 1480 01:13:43,542 --> 01:13:45,334 Well, I don't understand this at all. 1481 01:13:45,417 --> 01:13:47,876 Here's a letter from some woman I never even heard of. 1482 01:13:49,209 --> 01:13:51,417 - Oh, father. - Oh, God! 1483 01:13:53,584 --> 01:13:55,167 What is it, father? 1484 01:13:55,250 --> 01:13:57,667 This woman claims that she sat on my lap 1485 01:13:57,751 --> 01:13:59,667 and that I didn't like it. 1486 01:13:59,751 --> 01:14:01,083 Huh. 1487 01:14:02,459 --> 01:14:05,167 What's that word? 1488 01:14:05,250 --> 01:14:07,500 No, that one down there. 1489 01:14:07,584 --> 01:14:10,167 It looks like curiosity. 1490 01:14:10,250 --> 01:14:11,292 Oh. 1491 01:14:11,375 --> 01:14:12,334 "I only opened your letter 1492 01:14:12,417 --> 01:14:14,209 as a matter of curiosity." 1493 01:14:14,292 --> 01:14:16,876 - Hmph. - Yes, go on. 1494 01:14:16,959 --> 01:14:20,083 Why, this gets worse and worse. 1495 01:14:20,167 --> 01:14:24,042 It just turns into a lot of sentimental lovey-dovey mush. 1496 01:14:24,125 --> 01:14:26,000 Chaa! Huh. 1497 01:14:26,083 --> 01:14:28,792 If this is someone's idea of a practical joke.. 1498 01:14:30,834 --> 01:14:32,918 What's the matter, Clare? What's wrong? 1499 01:14:33,000 --> 01:14:35,000 Nothing wrong. Just a fool letter. 1500 01:14:35,083 --> 01:14:38,626 - How are you feeling, Vinnie? - I thought you needed me. 1501 01:14:38,709 --> 01:14:40,125 If you don't, I'll go back to bed. 1502 01:14:40,209 --> 01:14:42,292 On, no, no, no. Uh, come sit down 1503 01:14:42,375 --> 01:14:43,584 and, uh, get some food in you. 1504 01:14:43,667 --> 01:14:45,542 Do you good. Build up your strength. 1505 01:14:45,626 --> 01:14:47,375 Yeah, here. Sit down. Sit down. 1506 01:14:47,459 --> 01:14:48,584 Here, uh.. 1507 01:14:48,667 --> 01:14:50,125 - What's this one's name? - Nora. 1508 01:14:50,209 --> 01:14:52,500 Nora, uh, get Mrs. Day some bacon and eggs. 1509 01:14:52,584 --> 01:14:54,167 'No, Nora.' 1510 01:14:54,250 --> 01:14:56,584 'Bring me a cup of tea up to my room.' 1511 01:14:56,667 --> 01:14:57,542 Yes, ma'am. 1512 01:14:57,626 --> 01:14:59,709 Oh, Vinnie, it's just weak 1513 01:14:59,792 --> 01:15:01,417 to give in to an ailment. 1514 01:15:01,500 --> 01:15:02,876 I notice when you have a headache 1515 01:15:02,959 --> 01:15:05,042 you yell and groan and swear enough. 1516 01:15:05,125 --> 01:15:06,667 Well, that's to prove to the headache 1517 01:15:06,751 --> 01:15:07,918 that I am stronger than it is. 1518 01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:11,584 I think I've caught some kind of germ. 1519 01:15:11,667 --> 01:15:14,000 Some of my friends have had to send for the doctor. 1520 01:15:14,083 --> 01:15:16,459 A doctor? Oh, poppycock. 1521 01:15:16,542 --> 01:15:18,876 But, Clare dear, when people are ill 1522 01:15:18,959 --> 01:15:20,626 you have to do something. 1523 01:15:20,709 --> 01:15:22,083 Certainly, you have to do something. 1524 01:15:22,167 --> 01:15:24,918 Cheer them up. That's the way to cure them. 1525 01:15:25,000 --> 01:15:27,584 How would you go about cheering them up? 1526 01:15:27,667 --> 01:15:30,959 I? Why, I'd tell them bah! 1527 01:15:35,459 --> 01:15:37,584 Well, what have I done now? 1528 01:15:37,667 --> 01:15:39,250 Oh. 1529 01:15:39,334 --> 01:15:41,751 Oh, Clare, hush up. 1530 01:15:47,876 --> 01:15:51,000 Vinnie, I didn't mean to upset you. 1531 01:16:03,542 --> 01:16:05,375 "Dear Clarence.." 1532 01:16:21,375 --> 01:16:24,334 I, I-I was just trying to help you. 1533 01:16:25,918 --> 01:16:27,334 You know, w-when you take your bed 1534 01:16:27,417 --> 01:16:31,375 I have a confounded lonely time around here. 1535 01:16:31,459 --> 01:16:33,000 So when I see you getting it into your head 1536 01:16:33,083 --> 01:16:34,167 that you're not feeling well 1537 01:16:34,250 --> 01:16:36,125 I want to do something about it. 1538 01:16:36,209 --> 01:16:38,250 Just because some of your friends have given into this 1539 01:16:38,334 --> 01:16:39,876 there's no reason why you should imagine you're ill. 1540 01:16:39,959 --> 01:16:42,042 Oh, Clare, stop. 1541 01:16:42,125 --> 01:16:45,334 Get out of this house and go to your office. 1542 01:17:06,834 --> 01:17:08,500 - Did you get the job? - Yes, for both of us. 1543 01:17:08,584 --> 01:17:10,375 - Look, I've got it with me. - What is it? 1544 01:17:10,459 --> 01:17:12,083 - Medicine. - Medicine? 1545 01:17:12,167 --> 01:17:15,042 You took a job for us to go out and sell medicine? 1546 01:17:15,125 --> 01:17:18,459 But it's wonderful medicine. Look what it cures. 1547 01:17:18,542 --> 01:17:21,834 "A sovereign cure for colds, coughs, catarrh 1548 01:17:21,918 --> 01:17:24,042 "asthma, quinsy, and sore throat 1549 01:17:24,125 --> 01:17:26,125 "poor digestion, summer complaint, colic 1550 01:17:26,209 --> 01:17:29,334 "dyspepsia, heartburn, and shortness of breath 1551 01:17:29,417 --> 01:17:31,375 "lumbago, rheumatism, heart disease 1552 01:17:31,459 --> 01:17:33,542 "giddiness, and women's complaints 1553 01:17:33,626 --> 01:17:35,876 "nervous prostration, St. Vitus' dance 1554 01:17:35,959 --> 01:17:37,876 "jaundice, la grippe, proud flesh 1555 01:17:37,959 --> 01:17:39,876 pink eye, sea sickness, and pimples." 1556 01:17:39,959 --> 01:17:43,209 It's made from a secret formula known only to Dr. Bartlett. 1557 01:17:43,292 --> 01:17:46,209 We get 25 cents commission on every bottle we sell. 1558 01:17:46,292 --> 01:17:49,250 And he's giving us the territory of all Manhattan Island. 1559 01:17:49,334 --> 01:17:50,959 Well, lots of father's and mother's friends 1560 01:17:51,042 --> 01:17:52,709 have some of those diseases. 1561 01:17:52,792 --> 01:17:54,292 Let's start out by calling on them. 1562 01:17:54,375 --> 01:17:56,167 Yes. Oh. 1563 01:17:56,250 --> 01:17:58,918 What if they ask us if we use it at our house? 1564 01:17:59,000 --> 01:18:02,083 Oh, yes, it would be better if we could say we did. 1565 01:18:04,500 --> 01:18:05,667 Excuse me. 1566 01:18:05,751 --> 01:18:07,250 Oh, i-is that the tea for Mrs. Day? 1567 01:18:07,334 --> 01:18:09,083 - Yes. - Oh, I'll take it up to her. 1568 01:18:09,167 --> 01:18:12,334 Oh, thank you. Right away now while it's hot. 1569 01:18:14,500 --> 01:18:16,083 What's the matter with mother? 1570 01:18:16,167 --> 01:18:19,250 I don't know. She was just complaining. 1571 01:18:19,334 --> 01:18:22,083 Say, it says here it's good for women's complaints. 1572 01:18:24,834 --> 01:18:26,334 Here. 1573 01:18:32,500 --> 01:18:34,334 'Yes, sir, Chesapeake and Ohio, an eighth.' 1574 01:18:34,417 --> 01:18:35,876 'New York Central, three quarters.' 1575 01:18:35,959 --> 01:18:37,125 'I'd like to see Mr. Day about' 1576 01:18:37,209 --> 01:18:38,500 'those Morris and Essex bonds.' 1577 01:18:38,584 --> 01:18:40,417 Mr. Day's very busy this morning. 1578 01:18:40,500 --> 01:18:42,375 You'll have to wait. 1579 01:18:46,375 --> 01:18:49,125 - Where's father? - Well, Master Whitney. 1580 01:18:49,209 --> 01:18:50,584 Have you come to pay us a visit? 1581 01:18:50,667 --> 01:18:51,876 Where's father? 1582 01:18:51,959 --> 01:18:54,209 He's busy in his office with a customer. 1583 01:18:54,292 --> 01:18:55,834 Master Whitney! 1584 01:18:58,209 --> 01:18:59,792 Mr. Day, the president of the firm is-- 1585 01:18:59,876 --> 01:19:02,959 Father, you have to come home right away. 1586 01:19:03,042 --> 01:19:05,167 What's the meaning of this? Who sent you down here? 1587 01:19:05,250 --> 01:19:07,626 - Your mother? - No, sir. Mother's ill. 1588 01:19:07,709 --> 01:19:09,792 She's terribly ill. 1589 01:19:09,876 --> 01:19:11,125 Did the doctor send you for me? 1590 01:19:11,209 --> 01:19:13,334 - No, sir. It was Margaret. - Margaret? 1591 01:19:13,417 --> 01:19:15,334 Margaret says you're to come home right away 1592 01:19:15,417 --> 01:19:16,876 and no nonsense. 1593 01:19:18,667 --> 01:19:22,167 Uh, Perkins, go down and stop the first cab you see. 1594 01:19:22,250 --> 01:19:24,918 A cab, sir? For you, Mr. Day? 1595 01:19:25,000 --> 01:19:27,250 Yes, I want a cab, and no nonsense! 1596 01:19:27,334 --> 01:19:30,667 - Yes, sir. - Uh, I'm sorry, Mr. Hopkins. 1597 01:19:38,209 --> 01:19:40,417 Confound you! Can't you go any faster? 1598 01:19:40,500 --> 01:19:42,083 Alright, sir. 1599 01:19:43,792 --> 01:19:45,167 Giddap! 1600 01:19:48,626 --> 01:19:51,125 Giddap there, you hear me! Giddap! 1601 01:20:04,042 --> 01:20:07,626 - Oh, doctor. How is Mrs. Day? - She's a pretty sick woman. 1602 01:20:09,417 --> 01:20:11,375 Well, what's wrong with her? 1603 01:20:11,459 --> 01:20:12,876 Well, do you know or don't you? 1604 01:20:12,959 --> 01:20:15,209 What did Mrs. Day have for breakfast this morning? 1605 01:20:15,292 --> 01:20:16,626 Not a thing. I tried to get her 1606 01:20:16,709 --> 01:20:17,918 to eat something, but she wouldn't. 1607 01:20:18,000 --> 01:20:19,626 I can't understand it. 1608 01:20:19,709 --> 01:20:20,542 Understand what? 1609 01:20:20,626 --> 01:20:22,042 These violent attacks of nausea. 1610 01:20:22,125 --> 01:20:24,167 It's almost as though she were poisoned. 1611 01:20:24,250 --> 01:20:26,542 - Poisoned? - Let me take your cab. 1612 01:20:26,626 --> 01:20:28,834 I'll try not to be gone more than ten to fifteen minutes. 1613 01:20:28,918 --> 01:20:31,292 And, Mr. Day, you are not to go into her room. 1614 01:20:32,709 --> 01:20:34,000 You'd better get her well. 1615 01:20:34,083 --> 01:20:35,876 Right away or you'll hear from me. 1616 01:20:35,959 --> 01:20:38,584 - Turn west on 27th Street. - Giddap. Giddap. 1617 01:20:48,083 --> 01:20:50,167 - How is mother? - I don't know. 1618 01:20:50,250 --> 01:20:51,751 Well, she better be good and sick 1619 01:20:51,834 --> 01:20:54,334 or father may be mad at me for getting him up here. 1620 01:20:54,417 --> 01:20:56,334 Specially in a cab. 1621 01:20:59,334 --> 01:21:01,334 - Has your father come? - Yes, just now. 1622 01:21:01,417 --> 01:21:03,000 Where are you going, Margaret? 1623 01:21:03,083 --> 01:21:05,250 I have to go for the minister. 1624 01:21:11,667 --> 01:21:14,584 I guess the minister's coming to baptize father 1625 01:21:14,667 --> 01:21:16,250 so he won't have to go to hell. 1626 01:21:16,334 --> 01:21:18,334 You can't be baptized in a house. 1627 01:21:18,417 --> 01:21:21,876 - You've got to have water. - We have lots of water. 1628 01:21:21,959 --> 01:21:23,876 Not the right kind. 1629 01:21:29,167 --> 01:21:31,125 Is mother better, father? 1630 01:21:31,209 --> 01:21:34,250 How can I tell? She wouldn't let me in the room with her. 1631 01:21:34,334 --> 01:21:35,792 These confounded doctors never know 1632 01:21:35,876 --> 01:21:38,042 what's the matter with anybody. 1633 01:21:44,876 --> 01:21:46,667 Father? 1634 01:21:46,751 --> 01:21:47,959 Yes? 1635 01:21:48,042 --> 01:21:50,834 Mother's going to get well, isn't she? 1636 01:21:50,918 --> 01:21:53,167 Of course, she's going to get well. 1637 01:21:54,626 --> 01:21:56,375 Father, may we come in? 1638 01:21:56,459 --> 01:21:59,584 It's lonesome without mother. 1639 01:21:59,667 --> 01:22:02,876 Yes, it is, Harlan. It's lonesome. 1640 01:22:02,959 --> 01:22:04,626 Come in, boys. 1641 01:22:08,626 --> 01:22:10,459 What have you been doing, Harlan? 1642 01:22:10,542 --> 01:22:13,417 Nothing. They won't let me upstairs. 1643 01:22:14,834 --> 01:22:15,876 What about you, Whitney? 1644 01:22:15,959 --> 01:22:17,000 I was supposed to learn 1645 01:22:17,083 --> 01:22:19,083 the rest of my catechism. 1646 01:22:19,167 --> 01:22:21,250 Will you hear me, father? 1647 01:22:23,250 --> 01:22:25,417 Yes, Whitney, I'll hear you. 1648 01:22:27,375 --> 01:22:28,876 Start here. 1649 01:22:30,626 --> 01:22:33,083 "How many parts are there in a sacrament?" 1650 01:22:33,167 --> 01:22:35,876 Two, the outward visible sign 1651 01:22:35,959 --> 01:22:38,667 and the inward spiritual grace. 1652 01:22:38,751 --> 01:22:41,167 "What is the outward visible sign or form 1653 01:22:41,250 --> 01:22:43,500 in bap, baptism?" 1654 01:22:43,584 --> 01:22:47,876 Water, wherein the person is baptized in the name of.. 1655 01:22:47,959 --> 01:22:51,417 You haven't been baptized, have you, father? 1656 01:22:51,500 --> 01:22:54,209 Whitney, what is the outward visible sign? 1657 01:22:54,292 --> 01:22:57,792 Water, wherein the person.. 1658 01:22:57,876 --> 01:22:59,834 '...wherein the person..' 1659 01:22:59,918 --> 01:23:01,042 You don't know it well enough, Whitney. 1660 01:23:01,125 --> 01:23:03,792 You'd better go and study it some more. 1661 01:23:03,876 --> 01:23:05,209 Do you want me to read to you, Harlan? 1662 01:23:05,292 --> 01:23:08,709 Father, are they gonna put you into hell? 1663 01:23:08,792 --> 01:23:11,250 Whitney, take Harlan with you. 1664 01:25:06,792 --> 01:25:10,500 Oh, what's the world coming to? 1665 01:25:10,584 --> 01:25:13,500 Everybody's sending for doctors. 1666 01:25:13,584 --> 01:25:15,584 Doctors don't do you any good. 1667 01:25:15,667 --> 01:25:17,500 Only make you feel worse. 1668 01:25:17,584 --> 01:25:18,792 All poppycock. 1669 01:25:23,417 --> 01:25:25,918 Who's ringing that bell? 1670 01:25:26,000 --> 01:25:27,876 Stop that noise! 1671 01:25:27,959 --> 01:25:29,834 Stop it, I say! 1672 01:25:29,918 --> 01:25:31,959 What idiot's ringing that bell? 1673 01:25:34,209 --> 01:25:36,876 Mr. Day, we must all be quiet. 1674 01:25:36,959 --> 01:25:38,918 - Mrs. Day's very ill. - I know she's ill. 1675 01:25:39,000 --> 01:25:40,751 Go up and see if she needs anything. 1676 01:25:40,834 --> 01:25:42,542 And what are you doing out of the house? 1677 01:25:42,626 --> 01:25:44,209 I sent for the minister. 1678 01:25:44,292 --> 01:25:45,792 - The minister? - He'll be right in. 1679 01:25:45,876 --> 01:25:48,083 He's paying off the cab. 1680 01:25:54,959 --> 01:25:56,918 I was deeply shocked to learn the serious nature 1681 01:25:57,000 --> 01:26:00,042 of Mrs. Day's illness. Will you take me up to her? 1682 01:26:00,125 --> 01:26:02,417 She's resting now. She can't be disturbed. 1683 01:26:02,500 --> 01:26:03,834 The doctor will be back in a minute. 1684 01:26:03,918 --> 01:26:06,000 Tsk, tsk, tsk. Mrs. Day has been 1685 01:26:06,083 --> 01:26:07,834 a tower of strength in the parish. 1686 01:26:07,918 --> 01:26:10,584 Everyone liked her so much. 1687 01:26:10,667 --> 01:26:13,083 Yes, she was a fine woman. 1688 01:26:13,167 --> 01:26:15,083 I wish to heaven you wouldn't talk about Mrs. Day 1689 01:26:15,167 --> 01:26:17,375 as if she were dead. 1690 01:26:21,334 --> 01:26:23,834 - Is the doctor back yet? - No, does she need him? 1691 01:26:23,918 --> 01:26:25,209 Well, she's kind of restless. 1692 01:26:25,292 --> 01:26:27,918 She's talking in her sleep and twisting and turning. 1693 01:26:40,167 --> 01:26:41,334 Well, doctor, it seems to me 1694 01:26:41,417 --> 01:26:42,834 that was a pretty long ten minutes. 1695 01:26:42,918 --> 01:26:45,417 See here, Mr. Day. if I'm to handle this case-- 1696 01:26:45,500 --> 01:26:47,709 How can you handle it if you're out of the house? 1697 01:26:47,792 --> 01:26:48,918 Who is this? 1698 01:26:49,000 --> 01:26:50,876 - It's Dr. Somers. - How do you do? 1699 01:26:50,959 --> 01:26:52,417 I felt that Mrs. Day's condition 1700 01:26:52,500 --> 01:26:53,834 warranted my getting Dr. Somers here 1701 01:26:53,918 --> 01:26:55,959 as soon as possible for consultation. 1702 01:26:56,042 --> 01:26:58,459 I hope that meets with your approval? 1703 01:26:59,751 --> 01:27:02,250 Why, yes, of course. 1704 01:27:02,334 --> 01:27:05,959 - Anything that can be done. - Upstairs, doctor. 1705 01:27:06,042 --> 01:27:07,709 Pardon me. 1706 01:27:12,375 --> 01:27:15,000 Mrs. Day is in good hands now, Mr. Day. 1707 01:27:15,083 --> 01:27:17,792 There's nothing you and I can do at the moment to help. 1708 01:27:21,167 --> 01:27:23,626 - Dr. Lloyd? - Yes? 1709 01:27:23,709 --> 01:27:26,000 There's something that's troubling Mrs. Day's mind. 1710 01:27:26,083 --> 01:27:27,417 Oh? 1711 01:27:27,500 --> 01:27:29,500 I think you know what I refer to. 1712 01:27:29,584 --> 01:27:33,959 Yes. You mean the fact that you've never been baptized. 1713 01:27:34,042 --> 01:27:36,000 Yes, I gathered that you knew about it 1714 01:27:36,083 --> 01:27:38,000 from your sermon last Sunday. 1715 01:27:38,083 --> 01:27:40,918 But let's not get angry. 1716 01:27:41,000 --> 01:27:44,292 I think something had better be done about it. 1717 01:27:44,375 --> 01:27:46,167 Yes, Mr. Day? 1718 01:27:46,250 --> 01:27:47,834 When the doctors get through up there 1719 01:27:47,918 --> 01:27:49,375 I want you to talk to Mrs. Day. 1720 01:27:49,459 --> 01:27:50,417 I want you to tell her something. 1721 01:27:50,500 --> 01:27:51,626 Well, I'd be glad to. 1722 01:27:51,709 --> 01:27:53,292 You're just the man to do it. 1723 01:27:53,375 --> 01:27:55,542 She shouldn't be upset about this. 1724 01:27:55,626 --> 01:27:57,751 I want you to tell her that my being baptized 1725 01:27:57,834 --> 01:28:00,918 would just be a lot of confounded nonsense. 1726 01:28:01,000 --> 01:28:02,167 But, Mr. Day-- 1727 01:28:02,250 --> 01:28:04,876 Oh, she'll take your word on a thing like that. 1728 01:28:04,959 --> 01:28:08,083 And we both must do everything we can to help her now. 1729 01:28:08,167 --> 01:28:10,083 But the solution is so simple. 1730 01:28:10,167 --> 01:28:14,334 It would take only your consent to be baptized. 1731 01:28:14,417 --> 01:28:16,125 That's out of the question. 1732 01:28:16,209 --> 01:28:18,584 And I'm surprised that a grown man like you 1733 01:28:18,667 --> 01:28:20,876 would suggest such a thing. 1734 01:28:29,542 --> 01:28:32,584 Well, doctor, how is she? What have you decided? 1735 01:28:32,667 --> 01:28:36,042 Is there a room we could use for our consultation? 1736 01:28:36,125 --> 01:28:39,167 - Oh, yes, my library. - Doctor. 1737 01:28:39,250 --> 01:28:41,626 Dr. Somers, this isn't serious, is it? 1738 01:28:41,709 --> 01:28:43,542 Uh, after we've had our consultation 1739 01:28:43,626 --> 01:28:45,042 we'll talk to you, Mr. Day. 1740 01:28:45,125 --> 01:28:46,000 But surely-- 1741 01:28:46,083 --> 01:28:48,250 Rest assured, Dr. Somers will do 1742 01:28:48,334 --> 01:28:50,209 everything that is humanly possible. 1743 01:28:50,292 --> 01:28:53,042 Uh, we'll try not to be long. 1744 01:29:11,542 --> 01:29:15,125 Tell me, this Dr., uh, Somers 1745 01:29:15,209 --> 01:29:16,626 he's very highly thought of, isn't he? 1746 01:29:16,709 --> 01:29:17,918 Oh, yes. 1747 01:29:18,000 --> 01:29:20,250 If Vinnie is seriously.. 1748 01:29:20,334 --> 01:29:22,709 If anyone could help her, he could. 1749 01:29:22,792 --> 01:29:25,334 - Don't you think? - Very fine physician. 1750 01:29:27,667 --> 01:29:29,042 But there is a greater help 1751 01:29:29,125 --> 01:29:31,542 ever-present in the hour of need. 1752 01:29:31,626 --> 01:29:34,667 Let us turn to him in prayer. 1753 01:29:36,959 --> 01:29:39,167 Let us kneel and pray. 1754 01:29:44,751 --> 01:29:47,083 Let us kneel and pray. 1755 01:29:55,709 --> 01:29:58,709 Oh, Lord, look down from heaven. 1756 01:29:58,792 --> 01:30:02,792 Behold, visit, and relieve this Thy servant 1757 01:30:02,876 --> 01:30:05,250 who is grieved with sickness. 1758 01:30:05,334 --> 01:30:07,751 Have mercy on her, oh, Lord. 1759 01:30:07,834 --> 01:30:10,459 Have mercy on this miserable sinner. 1760 01:30:10,542 --> 01:30:12,792 Forgive her and extend Thy accustomed-- 1761 01:30:12,876 --> 01:30:15,292 She's not a miserable sinner, and you know it! 1762 01:30:15,375 --> 01:30:18,709 Oh, God! You know Vinnie is not a miserable sinner! 1763 01:30:18,792 --> 01:30:20,125 She's a fine woman! 1764 01:30:20,209 --> 01:30:21,667 'She shouldn't be made to suffer!' 1765 01:30:21,751 --> 01:30:24,125 It's got to stop, I tell you! It's got to stop! 1766 01:30:24,209 --> 01:30:25,542 Have mercy, I say! 1767 01:30:25,626 --> 01:30:27,125 Have mercy, I tell you! 1768 01:30:27,209 --> 01:30:29,667 What's the matter, Clare? What's wrong? 1769 01:30:29,751 --> 01:30:32,334 Vinnie. Vinnie, what are you doing down here? 1770 01:30:32,417 --> 01:30:35,459 You shouldn't be out of bed. You get right back upstairs. 1771 01:30:35,542 --> 01:30:38,500 I heard you call. Do you need me? 1772 01:30:38,584 --> 01:30:40,876 Vinnie, I know now how much I need you. 1773 01:30:40,959 --> 01:30:42,751 Get well, Vinnie. I'll be baptized. 1774 01:30:42,834 --> 01:30:45,834 - I promise I'll be baptized. - You will? 1775 01:30:45,918 --> 01:30:48,375 - I'll do anything. - Oh, Clare. 1776 01:30:48,459 --> 01:30:50,334 We'll go to Europe, just we two. 1777 01:30:50,417 --> 01:30:51,918 You won't have to worry about the children 1778 01:30:52,000 --> 01:30:54,459 or the household accounts or.. 1779 01:30:54,542 --> 01:30:56,918 Vinnie. 1780 01:30:59,792 --> 01:31:02,000 Don't worry, Mr. Day. She'll be alright now. 1781 01:31:02,083 --> 01:31:03,500 Bless you for what you have done. 1782 01:31:03,584 --> 01:31:06,334 - What did I do? - You promised to be baptized. 1783 01:31:06,417 --> 01:31:08,918 I did? Oh, God! 1784 01:31:48,334 --> 01:31:50,959 - Isn't it drafty here, mother? - Shall I get your coat, mother? 1785 01:31:51,042 --> 01:31:52,584 - The draft-- - No, thank you. 1786 01:31:52,667 --> 01:31:54,125 I'm quite comfortable, thank you. 1787 01:31:54,209 --> 01:31:55,542 Come on now. Let's stay together. 1788 01:31:55,626 --> 01:31:57,292 Harlan, don't you get lost again. 1789 01:31:57,375 --> 01:32:00,751 Aren't the hats lovely this year? 1790 01:32:00,834 --> 01:32:02,500 Ostrich feathers. 1791 01:32:02,584 --> 01:32:05,292 You wouldn't wear that hat, would you, mother? 1792 01:32:05,375 --> 01:32:07,209 Oh, I think that's very pretty. 1793 01:32:07,292 --> 01:32:09,459 I think they're all pretty. 1794 01:32:09,542 --> 01:32:12,167 Oh, I do need some pink silk thread. 1795 01:32:16,250 --> 01:32:18,584 Oh, isn't this applique beautiful? 1796 01:32:18,667 --> 01:32:20,459 Just arrived from Paris, madam. 1797 01:32:20,542 --> 01:32:21,959 It's charming. 1798 01:32:22,042 --> 01:32:23,959 What are you looking for, mother? 1799 01:32:24,042 --> 01:32:25,959 Oh, I'm just shopping. 1800 01:32:28,209 --> 01:32:29,959 I think I'll just take a plain one. 1801 01:32:30,042 --> 01:32:31,125 But this is the very latest. 1802 01:32:31,209 --> 01:32:33,083 We've only had them in a few days. 1803 01:32:33,167 --> 01:32:35,000 Remember, mother, this is your first day out. 1804 01:32:35,083 --> 01:32:36,417 You mustn't get too tired. 1805 01:32:36,500 --> 01:32:38,083 No, I'm saving myself, dear. 1806 01:32:38,167 --> 01:32:40,375 I have to. Cousin Cora's coming tomorrow. 1807 01:32:40,459 --> 01:32:42,167 She is? Does father know about it? 1808 01:32:42,250 --> 01:32:44,125 - Not yet. - Is Mary coming too? 1809 01:32:44,209 --> 01:32:46,417 Yes, dear. Harlan, don't touch things. 1810 01:32:46,500 --> 01:32:49,000 - I'll bet you knew it. - No, honest, I didn't. 1811 01:32:49,083 --> 01:32:50,626 - Not tomorrow. - Yes, it is. 1812 01:32:56,167 --> 01:32:57,626 'Do we have any more of this material?' 1813 01:32:57,709 --> 01:32:59,626 - 'Yes, we do.' - 'Thank you.' 1814 01:33:02,375 --> 01:33:05,667 'This one is genuine imitation Dresden.' 1815 01:33:07,083 --> 01:33:09,167 'The original design by Duriet.' 1816 01:33:09,250 --> 01:33:11,584 John, isn't this the darlingest thing? 1817 01:33:11,667 --> 01:33:13,167 It's exactly what I've always wanted. 1818 01:33:13,250 --> 01:33:14,542 How much is this lovely pug dog? 1819 01:33:14,626 --> 01:33:15,834 Uh, $15, ma'am. 1820 01:33:15,918 --> 01:33:18,209 - Fifteen dollars. - Gee whiz, mother. 1821 01:33:18,292 --> 01:33:20,959 We can buy a real live bloodhound for $5. 1822 01:33:21,042 --> 01:33:24,876 Oh, isn't he perfectly adorable? 1823 01:33:24,959 --> 01:33:26,584 Oh, I shouldn't. 1824 01:33:26,667 --> 01:33:30,125 - I know I shouldn't. - 'Mrs. Day.' 1825 01:33:30,209 --> 01:33:32,542 Oh, Mrs. Whitehead. 1826 01:33:32,626 --> 01:33:35,000 How nice to see you. Are you quite recovered? 1827 01:33:35,083 --> 01:33:37,125 Almost. This is my first day out. 1828 01:33:37,209 --> 01:33:39,209 We've missed you at the church. You remember Mr. Morley. 1829 01:33:39,292 --> 01:33:40,709 - How do you do, Mrs. Day? - How do you do? 1830 01:33:40,792 --> 01:33:42,000 Mr. Morley preached the Sunday 1831 01:33:42,083 --> 01:33:43,584 Dr. Lloyd was ill. 1832 01:33:43,667 --> 01:33:45,042 Oh, yes. 1833 01:33:45,125 --> 01:33:47,792 I can't tell you how much I enjoyed your sermon. 1834 01:33:47,876 --> 01:33:49,667 Even my husband enjoyed your sermon. 1835 01:33:49,751 --> 01:33:52,250 We've just come from the board meeting of the foreign missions. 1836 01:33:52,334 --> 01:33:53,792 I'm taking Mr. Morley home to lunch. 1837 01:33:53,876 --> 01:33:56,209 I had to drop in here to pick up a purchase. 1838 01:33:56,292 --> 01:33:58,042 I won't be a minute. 1839 01:33:58,125 --> 01:34:00,918 - Is your parish in the city? - Yes, it's on the outskirts. 1840 01:34:01,000 --> 01:34:02,584 My church is in Audubon Park. 1841 01:34:02,667 --> 01:34:04,167 Oh, way up there. 1842 01:34:04,250 --> 01:34:06,292 Oh, are you acquainted in Audubon Park? 1843 01:34:06,375 --> 01:34:09,000 No, I don't believe we know a soul there. 1844 01:34:13,542 --> 01:34:17,417 Mr. Morley, would this be possible? 1845 01:34:17,500 --> 01:34:19,209 Uh, my husband, Mr. Day.. 1846 01:34:19,292 --> 01:34:21,834 If we lower the collar, it will be a very fine fit. 1847 01:34:21,918 --> 01:34:24,417 You wouldn't find a better suit of clothes in the city for $15. 1848 01:34:24,500 --> 01:34:27,876 Oh, it's not the price. It's the money. 1849 01:34:27,959 --> 01:34:29,459 Thank you for holding it for me. 1850 01:34:29,542 --> 01:34:30,918 You're welcome. 1851 01:34:32,209 --> 01:34:34,751 Goodbye, Mrs. Day. I hope we meet again soon. 1852 01:34:34,834 --> 01:34:37,042 Goodbye. It was very pleasant meeting you again. 1853 01:34:37,125 --> 01:34:38,918 I think it was divine providence. 1854 01:34:39,000 --> 01:34:41,083 I shall be delighted to be of service. 1855 01:34:41,167 --> 01:34:44,083 - Goodbye, Mr. Morley. Goodbye. - Goodbye. 1856 01:34:44,167 --> 01:34:45,417 - May I work it? - Oh, no. 1857 01:34:45,500 --> 01:34:46,667 It's against the rules. 1858 01:35:05,959 --> 01:35:08,292 Hello. 1859 01:35:08,375 --> 01:35:11,083 Oh, what did you bring home more medicine for? 1860 01:35:11,167 --> 01:35:12,584 Dr. Bartlett paid us off, didn't he? 1861 01:35:12,667 --> 01:35:15,751 - Oh, yes. - Oh, Jiminy, you scared me. 1862 01:35:15,834 --> 01:35:17,792 I've got to take $15 right down to McCreery's. 1863 01:35:17,876 --> 01:35:19,167 I bought a suit there this morning and I said 1864 01:35:19,250 --> 01:35:20,792 I'd have the money this afternoon. 1865 01:35:20,876 --> 01:35:23,500 - Gee, that's too bad. - What's too bad? 1866 01:35:23,584 --> 01:35:26,626 - Well, well, you see, Clarence. - What? 1867 01:35:26,709 --> 01:35:28,667 Dr. Bartlett paid us off in medicine. 1868 01:35:28,751 --> 01:35:29,959 Oh, God! 1869 01:35:30,042 --> 01:35:31,209 Well, he thanked us, too 1870 01:35:31,292 --> 01:35:32,542 for our services to mankind. 1871 01:35:32,626 --> 01:35:34,292 But my suit, I've got to have it tomorrow. 1872 01:35:34,375 --> 01:35:36,125 And besides, they're making the alterations. 1873 01:35:36,209 --> 01:35:37,667 I've gotta have $15. 1874 01:35:37,751 --> 01:35:40,042 Maybe you could offer them 15 bottles of medicine. 1875 01:35:40,125 --> 01:35:42,959 Oh, they wouldn't take it. McCreery's don't sell medicine. 1876 01:35:43,042 --> 01:35:44,959 Father! 1877 01:35:47,000 --> 01:35:49,209 Vinnie, I'm home! 1878 01:35:50,792 --> 01:35:52,792 - Good afternoon, sir. - How's your mother, Clarence? 1879 01:35:52,876 --> 01:35:54,459 Oh, the ride this morning did her a lot of good. 1880 01:35:54,542 --> 01:35:56,500 She'll be well enough to go to church with us next Sunday. 1881 01:35:56,584 --> 01:35:57,626 Ah, fine. 1882 01:35:57,709 --> 01:35:59,375 Uh, father, have you noticed 1883 01:35:59,459 --> 01:36:01,792 I haven't been kneeling down in church lately? 1884 01:36:01,876 --> 01:36:03,250 Don't let your mother catch you at it. 1885 01:36:03,334 --> 01:36:05,167 Then I have to have a new suit of clothes right away. 1886 01:36:05,250 --> 01:36:06,375 That doesn't make sense. 1887 01:36:06,459 --> 01:36:07,834 I can't do anything in your clothes 1888 01:36:07,918 --> 01:36:08,834 that you wouldn't do. 1889 01:36:08,918 --> 01:36:10,417 Well, if my old clothes make you 1890 01:36:10,500 --> 01:36:12,500 behave yourself, I don't think you ought to wear anything else. 1891 01:36:12,584 --> 01:36:14,834 Oh, no, you're you and I'm me. I wanna be myself. 1892 01:36:14,918 --> 01:36:17,834 I mean, suppose I should wanna kneel down in front of a girl. 1893 01:36:17,918 --> 01:36:20,167 Why in heaven's name should you want to do a thing like that? 1894 01:36:20,250 --> 01:36:22,209 Well, I've got to propose to a girl sometime. 1895 01:36:22,292 --> 01:36:23,834 - Clarence. - Oh, not right away. 1896 01:36:23,918 --> 01:36:26,667 But for $15, I can get a good suit of clothes. 1897 01:36:26,751 --> 01:36:28,834 Clarence, you're beginning to talk as crazy as your.. 1898 01:36:28,918 --> 01:36:32,834 Hello, Vinnie. You're feeling better today, huh? 1899 01:36:32,918 --> 01:36:34,709 Much better. Thank you, Clare. 1900 01:36:34,792 --> 01:36:36,584 You don't have to hurry home from the office 1901 01:36:36,667 --> 01:36:37,834 every day like this. 1902 01:36:37,918 --> 01:36:39,876 Uh, with business the way it is, there's no use 1903 01:36:39,959 --> 01:36:41,417 going to the office at all. 1904 01:36:41,500 --> 01:36:44,125 Yes, you do look better, Vinnie. What did you do today? 1905 01:36:44,209 --> 01:36:47,125 Well, I got a carriage and took the boys for a ride. 1906 01:36:47,209 --> 01:36:49,876 And we stopped in at McCreery's, and.. 1907 01:36:49,959 --> 01:36:54,042 Oh, Clare, I have the most wonderful news for you. 1908 01:36:54,125 --> 01:36:56,125 Who do you think I met? 1909 01:36:56,209 --> 01:36:57,626 Mr. Morley. 1910 01:36:57,709 --> 01:36:59,834 Morley? Never heard of him? 1911 01:36:59,918 --> 01:37:01,542 Remember that nice young minister 1912 01:37:01,626 --> 01:37:04,083 who substituted for Dr. Lloyd one Sunday. 1913 01:37:04,167 --> 01:37:06,459 Oh, yes. Bright, young fellow. 1914 01:37:06,542 --> 01:37:09,626 Preached a good sensible sermon. Short one too. 1915 01:37:09,709 --> 01:37:11,042 Ought to be more ministers like him. 1916 01:37:11,125 --> 01:37:13,959 Well, Clare, his parish is in Audubon Park. 1917 01:37:14,042 --> 01:37:15,709 You know, way up above Harlem. 1918 01:37:15,792 --> 01:37:19,292 Nobody knows you up there. You'll be perfectly safe. 1919 01:37:19,375 --> 01:37:22,083 Safe? Vinnie, what the devil are you talking about? 1920 01:37:22,167 --> 01:37:24,250 I've gone all over everything with Mr. Morley 1921 01:37:24,334 --> 01:37:26,751 and he's agreed to baptize you. 1922 01:37:26,834 --> 01:37:28,417 Oh, he has. 1923 01:37:28,500 --> 01:37:31,709 The young whippersnapper. Very nice of him. 1924 01:37:31,792 --> 01:37:32,959 We can go up there any morning. 1925 01:37:33,042 --> 01:37:34,918 We don't even have to make an appointment. 1926 01:37:35,000 --> 01:37:37,876 Who said I was going to be baptized at all? 1927 01:37:37,959 --> 01:37:40,584 Why, Clare, you did. 1928 01:37:40,667 --> 01:37:41,959 Now, Vinnie. 1929 01:37:42,042 --> 01:37:45,000 You gave me your promise, your sacred promise. 1930 01:37:45,083 --> 01:37:47,918 You said, "I'll be baptized. I promise I'll be baptized." 1931 01:37:48,000 --> 01:37:49,542 Well, what if I did? 1932 01:37:49,626 --> 01:37:53,459 Clare, aren't you a man of your word? 1933 01:37:55,000 --> 01:37:57,209 Vinnie, we all thought you were dying. 1934 01:37:57,292 --> 01:37:59,792 So naturally, I said that to cheer you up. 1935 01:37:59,876 --> 01:38:03,083 As a matter of fact, the doctor told me that's what cured you. 1936 01:38:03,167 --> 01:38:04,834 So it seems to me pretty ungrateful of you 1937 01:38:04,918 --> 01:38:06,792 to press this matter any further. 1938 01:38:06,876 --> 01:38:09,292 My being well has nothing to do with it. 1939 01:38:09,375 --> 01:38:12,500 You gave me your word. You gave the Lord your word. 1940 01:38:12,584 --> 01:38:14,626 And you're going to march yourself up to Mr. Morley's 1941 01:38:14,709 --> 01:38:16,459 church some morning before you go to the office 1942 01:38:16,542 --> 01:38:18,792 and be christened. If you think for one minute-- 1943 01:38:18,876 --> 01:38:20,209 What in the name of heaven is that? 1944 01:38:20,292 --> 01:38:22,209 If you think I'm going to let you add the sin 1945 01:38:22,292 --> 01:38:24,375 of breaking your solemn and sacred promise-- 1946 01:38:24,459 --> 01:38:27,292 I demand to know what that repulsive object is? 1947 01:38:27,375 --> 01:38:30,292 It's perfectly plain what it is. It's a pug dog. 1948 01:38:30,375 --> 01:38:31,709 What is it doing in this house? 1949 01:38:31,792 --> 01:38:33,959 I wanted it and I bought it. 1950 01:38:34,042 --> 01:38:35,792 You spent good money for that? 1951 01:38:35,876 --> 01:38:38,584 Clare, don't try to change the subject. 1952 01:38:38,667 --> 01:38:40,626 How much did you pay for that atrocity? 1953 01:38:40,709 --> 01:38:43,709 I didn't pay anything for it. I charged it. 1954 01:38:43,792 --> 01:38:45,000 Charged it? I might have known. 1955 01:38:45,083 --> 01:38:47,292 - How much was it? - Fifteen dollars. 1956 01:38:47,375 --> 01:38:50,250 - $15 for that eyesore? - Uh, Clare.. 1957 01:38:50,334 --> 01:38:53,834 Don't you call this lovely work of art an eyesore. 1958 01:38:53,918 --> 01:38:55,751 It will look beautiful sitting on a red cushion 1959 01:38:55,834 --> 01:38:57,876 by the fireplace in the living room. 1960 01:38:57,959 --> 01:39:00,167 If that sits in the living room, I won't. 1961 01:39:00,250 --> 01:39:03,083 Furthermore, I don't even want it in the same house with me. 1962 01:39:03,167 --> 01:39:04,167 Get it out of here! 1963 01:39:04,250 --> 01:39:06,209 Clare.. 1964 01:39:06,292 --> 01:39:08,667 ...you're not going to get out of this room 1965 01:39:08,751 --> 01:39:10,459 until you set a date for your baptism. 1966 01:39:10,542 --> 01:39:13,042 I'll tell you one thing. I'll never be baptized 1967 01:39:13,125 --> 01:39:16,250 as long as that hideous monstrosity is in this house. 1968 01:39:19,250 --> 01:39:20,959 Alright. 1969 01:39:21,042 --> 01:39:23,167 Alright! 1970 01:39:23,250 --> 01:39:24,584 Clarence. 1971 01:39:28,042 --> 01:39:29,542 That pug dog goes back this afternoon 1972 01:39:29,626 --> 01:39:31,667 and he's christened first thing in the morning. 1973 01:39:31,751 --> 01:39:33,125 You heard him, didn't you, Clarence? 1974 01:39:33,209 --> 01:39:34,834 You heard him say that he'd be baptized 1975 01:39:34,918 --> 01:39:37,250 as soon as I got this pug dog out of the house. 1976 01:39:37,334 --> 01:39:39,375 You hurry right back to McCreery's with it 1977 01:39:39,459 --> 01:39:42,042 and be sure they credit us with $15. 1978 01:39:42,125 --> 01:39:43,834 Oh, mother, while we were at McCreery's 1979 01:39:43,918 --> 01:39:45,709 I happened to see a suit I'd like very much 1980 01:39:45,792 --> 01:39:47,250 and the suit was only $15. 1981 01:39:47,334 --> 01:39:49,584 Well, Clarence, I'm afraid your suit will have to wait 1982 01:39:49,667 --> 01:39:51,292 until after I get your father christened. 1983 01:39:51,375 --> 01:39:53,083 Well, no, I meant that since the suit cost 1984 01:39:53,167 --> 01:39:54,375 just the same as the pug dog 1985 01:39:54,459 --> 01:39:57,584 If I exchanged the pug dog for the suit.. 1986 01:39:57,667 --> 01:39:59,209 Why, yes. 1987 01:39:59,292 --> 01:40:02,292 Then the suit wouldn't cost your father anything. 1988 01:40:02,375 --> 01:40:05,334 Why, how bright of you, Clarence, to think of that. 1989 01:40:05,417 --> 01:40:07,751 I'd better start right away before McCreery's closes. 1990 01:40:07,834 --> 01:40:09,751 Yes. Now let's see. 1991 01:40:09,834 --> 01:40:11,250 If we're going to take your father 1992 01:40:11,334 --> 01:40:13,584 all the way to Audubon Park.. 1993 01:40:13,667 --> 01:40:16,292 Clarence, on your way back, you stop at the livery stable 1994 01:40:16,375 --> 01:40:18,918 and tell them to have a cab here at 8 o'clock tomorrow morning. 1995 01:40:19,000 --> 01:40:20,709 Mother, a cab? Do you think you ought to? 1996 01:40:20,792 --> 01:40:22,417 We can't walk all the way to Audubon Park. 1997 01:40:22,500 --> 01:40:23,959 But you know what a cab does to father. 1998 01:40:24,042 --> 01:40:25,792 This is a very important occasion. 1999 01:40:25,876 --> 01:40:28,083 - Alright. - Get one of their best cabs. 2000 01:40:28,167 --> 01:40:29,584 The kind they use at funerals. 2001 01:40:29,667 --> 01:40:32,417 Those cost $2 an hour. And if father gets mad-- 2002 01:40:32,500 --> 01:40:34,000 Well, if your father starts to argue 2003 01:40:34,083 --> 01:40:35,209 in the morning, you remember-- 2004 01:40:35,292 --> 01:40:37,375 Oh, he agreed to it. We both heard him. 2005 01:40:42,834 --> 01:40:46,125 I hope you notice Clarence is returning the pug dog. 2006 01:40:46,209 --> 01:40:49,375 'Well, that's a sign you're getting your faculties back.' 2007 01:40:49,459 --> 01:40:51,626 Don't dawdle, Clarence. 2008 01:41:10,042 --> 01:41:12,626 Vinnie, it's good to hear you singing again. 2009 01:41:25,500 --> 01:41:27,792 Oh, uh, on the way uptown 2010 01:41:27,876 --> 01:41:29,375 I stopped in at Tiffany's 2011 01:41:29,459 --> 01:41:32,083 and, uh, bought you a little something. 2012 01:41:32,167 --> 01:41:34,125 Thought you might like it. 2013 01:41:34,209 --> 01:41:36,834 Clare! 2014 01:41:36,918 --> 01:41:39,667 What a beautiful ring. 2015 01:41:39,751 --> 01:41:42,167 Well, I'm glad if it pleases you. 2016 01:41:42,250 --> 01:41:46,000 Oh, Clare, how sweet of you. 2017 01:41:46,083 --> 01:41:48,542 I don't know how to thank you. 2018 01:41:48,626 --> 01:41:49,834 - Mmm. - Ah. 2019 01:41:49,918 --> 01:41:51,125 Well, it's thanks enough for me 2020 01:41:51,209 --> 01:41:52,918 just to have you up and around again. 2021 01:41:53,000 --> 01:41:54,167 You know, when you're ill, Vinnie 2022 01:41:54,250 --> 01:41:56,250 this house is like a tomb. 2023 01:41:56,334 --> 01:41:57,375 There's no excitement. 2024 01:41:57,459 --> 01:41:59,250 That's the loveliest ring 2025 01:41:59,334 --> 01:42:00,834 you ever bought me. 2026 01:42:00,918 --> 01:42:03,042 Now that I have this, you needn't buy me 2027 01:42:03,125 --> 01:42:04,959 any more rings. 2028 01:42:05,042 --> 01:42:06,542 Well, if you don't want any more. 2029 01:42:06,626 --> 01:42:09,459 What I'd really like now is a nice diamond necklace. 2030 01:42:11,459 --> 01:42:15,417 Vinnie, do you know how much a diamond necklace costs? 2031 01:42:15,500 --> 01:42:17,000 Yes, I know, Clare. But don't you see? 2032 01:42:17,083 --> 01:42:18,209 Your giving me this shows 2033 01:42:18,292 --> 01:42:19,876 I mean a little something to you. 2034 01:42:19,959 --> 01:42:22,209 - Now a diamond necklace-- - Good heaven. 2035 01:42:22,292 --> 01:42:24,959 If you don't know by this time how I feel about you. 2036 01:42:25,042 --> 01:42:26,959 We've been married for 20 years 2037 01:42:27,042 --> 01:42:29,209 and I've loved you every minute of it. 2038 01:42:30,959 --> 01:42:32,876 What did you say, Clare? 2039 01:42:32,959 --> 01:42:34,334 I said we've been married for 20 years 2040 01:42:34,417 --> 01:42:36,209 and I've loved you every minute of it. 2041 01:42:36,292 --> 01:42:38,667 But if I have to buy out jewelry stores to prove it.. 2042 01:42:38,751 --> 01:42:41,250 If I haven't shown it to you in my words and actions 2043 01:42:41,334 --> 01:42:43,292 well, I might as well.. 2044 01:42:44,751 --> 01:42:47,751 Well, what have I done now? 2045 01:42:47,834 --> 01:42:49,876 It's alright, Clare. 2046 01:42:49,959 --> 01:42:52,292 I'm just so happy. 2047 01:42:53,459 --> 01:42:54,709 Happy? 2048 01:42:56,500 --> 01:42:58,584 You said you loved me. 2049 01:42:58,667 --> 01:43:00,083 And this beautiful ring 2050 01:43:00,167 --> 01:43:02,834 that's something else I didn't expect. 2051 01:43:02,918 --> 01:43:06,334 Oh, Clare, I love surprises. 2052 01:43:08,751 --> 01:43:11,792 That's another thing I've never understood about you, Vinnie. 2053 01:43:11,876 --> 01:43:13,542 Now I like to know what to expect. 2054 01:43:13,626 --> 01:43:16,042 - Then I'm prepared to meet it. - Yes, I know, Clare. 2055 01:43:16,125 --> 01:43:17,542 But life would be pretty dull 2056 01:43:17,626 --> 01:43:19,459 if we always knew what was coming. 2057 01:43:19,542 --> 01:43:21,709 Well, it's certainly not dull around here. 2058 01:43:21,792 --> 01:43:23,667 In this house, you never know 2059 01:43:23,751 --> 01:43:25,417 what's going to hit you tomorrow. 2060 01:44:34,918 --> 01:44:37,334 Well, then, Harlan, the very.. 2061 01:44:38,709 --> 01:44:40,459 Who are you? What's your name? 2062 01:44:40,542 --> 01:44:42,751 - Margaret, sir. - Can't be Margaret. 2063 01:44:42,834 --> 01:44:44,584 We've got one Margaret in the house. 2064 01:44:44,667 --> 01:44:47,459 At home, they call me Maggie, sir. 2065 01:44:47,542 --> 01:44:49,000 Alright, Maggie. 2066 01:44:49,083 --> 01:44:51,918 If her name's Margaret, that's a good sign. 2067 01:44:52,000 --> 01:44:53,334 Maybe she'll stay a while. 2068 01:44:54,918 --> 01:44:56,626 Do you know, boys, your mother used to be 2069 01:44:56,709 --> 01:44:59,417 just the same about cooks as she is about maids? 2070 01:44:59,500 --> 01:45:01,500 Never could keep them for some reason. 2071 01:45:01,584 --> 01:45:06,042 Well, one day about, uh, 14 years ago.. 2072 01:45:06,125 --> 01:45:08,918 Yes, it was right after you were born, John. 2073 01:45:09,000 --> 01:45:10,959 My, you were a homely baby. 2074 01:45:18,292 --> 01:45:19,834 Thank you, Margaret. 2075 01:45:22,125 --> 01:45:24,751 - Good morning, boys. - Good morning, mother. 2076 01:45:24,834 --> 01:45:27,042 - Good morning, Clare. - Morning, Vinnie. 2077 01:45:27,125 --> 01:45:29,876 Why, you look as though you were dressed for a wedding. 2078 01:45:29,959 --> 01:45:31,792 - Do I, dear? - 'Yes.' 2079 01:45:31,876 --> 01:45:34,709 - Have a good night? - Yes, thank you, Clare. 2080 01:45:34,792 --> 01:45:37,125 Ah, sit down, Vinnie. 2081 01:45:37,209 --> 01:45:38,667 Sit down, boys. 2082 01:45:40,292 --> 01:45:42,042 Oh, thank you, Clarence. 2083 01:45:42,125 --> 01:45:46,083 Well, seems to me everyone's all dressed up this morning. 2084 01:45:46,167 --> 01:45:49,000 What's on the program for this fine day? 2085 01:45:49,083 --> 01:45:51,626 Well, uh, this afternoon May Lewis' mother 2086 01:45:51,709 --> 01:45:54,125 is giving a party for everyone in May's dancing class. 2087 01:45:54,209 --> 01:45:57,292 - Harlan's going to that. - I don't want to go, mama. 2088 01:45:57,375 --> 01:45:59,500 Harlan, don't you wanna go to a party 2089 01:45:59,584 --> 01:46:00,959 and get ice cream and cake? 2090 01:46:01,042 --> 01:46:04,167 May Lewis always tries to kiss me! 2091 01:46:04,250 --> 01:46:06,083 Hmm. 2092 01:46:06,167 --> 01:46:07,876 When you get a little older, you won't object 2093 01:46:07,959 --> 01:46:09,751 to girls wanting to kiss you. 2094 01:46:09,834 --> 01:46:11,834 Will he, Clarence? 2095 01:46:16,500 --> 01:46:18,709 This is for you, Mr. Day. Where shall I put it? 2096 01:46:18,792 --> 01:46:20,751 Oh, that's for me, I think. Take it upstairs, Maggie. 2097 01:46:20,834 --> 01:46:23,500 Wait a minute, Maggie. Bring it here. Let's see it. 2098 01:46:23,584 --> 01:46:25,626 See, it's for me, father. Clarence Day, Jr. 2099 01:46:25,709 --> 01:46:28,209 Let me look. Well, that's from McCreery's. 2100 01:46:28,292 --> 01:46:29,959 It is marked charged. What is it? 2101 01:46:30,042 --> 01:46:32,083 Clare, it's alright. It's nothing for you to worry about. 2102 01:46:32,167 --> 01:46:34,626 Well, at least I think I should know what's being charged to me. 2103 01:46:34,709 --> 01:46:36,959 - What is it? - Clare, stop your fussing. 2104 01:46:37,042 --> 01:46:38,667 It's a new suit of clothes for Clarence 2105 01:46:38,751 --> 01:46:41,125 and it isn't costing you a penny. 2106 01:46:42,626 --> 01:46:44,542 It's marked "Charged $15." 2107 01:46:44,626 --> 01:46:47,709 It's costing me $15. And I told Clarence-- 2108 01:46:47,792 --> 01:46:51,417 'Clare, can't you take my word? It isn't costing you a penny.' 2109 01:46:51,500 --> 01:46:54,375 I'd like to have you explain why it isn't. 2110 01:46:54,459 --> 01:46:56,584 Because Clarence took the pug dog back 2111 01:46:56,667 --> 01:46:58,334 and got the suit instead. 2112 01:46:58,417 --> 01:47:01,042 Of course, and they'll charge me $15 for the suit. 2113 01:47:01,125 --> 01:47:03,292 Nonsense, Clare, we gave them the pug dog 2114 01:47:03,375 --> 01:47:04,876 for the suit. Don't you see? 2115 01:47:04,959 --> 01:47:07,209 Then they'll charge me $15 for the pug dog. 2116 01:47:07,292 --> 01:47:10,334 But, Clare, they can't. We haven't got the pug dog. 2117 01:47:10,417 --> 01:47:12,751 - We sent that back. - Well.. 2118 01:47:14,167 --> 01:47:16,626 Hmm? 2119 01:47:16,709 --> 01:47:19,167 But.. 2120 01:47:19,250 --> 01:47:22,584 Well, now, wait a minute, Vinnie. 2121 01:47:22,667 --> 01:47:24,834 The suit.. 2122 01:47:24,918 --> 01:47:26,500 The.. 2123 01:47:26,584 --> 01:47:29,918 Well, there's something wrong with your reasoning. 2124 01:47:30,000 --> 01:47:31,751 Well, Clare, I'm surprised at you. 2125 01:47:31,834 --> 01:47:34,292 And you're supposed to be so good at figures. 2126 01:47:34,375 --> 01:47:36,042 Why, it's perfectly clear to me. 2127 01:47:36,125 --> 01:47:39,083 Vinnie, they're going to charge me for one thing or the other. 2128 01:47:39,167 --> 01:47:41,459 Don't you let them! 2129 01:47:45,167 --> 01:47:48,042 Chaa! Well, McCreery's aren't giving away suits 2130 01:47:48,125 --> 01:47:50,542 and they aren't giving away pug dogs. 2131 01:47:50,626 --> 01:47:52,209 Why, it should be clear to a child 2132 01:47:52,292 --> 01:47:55,042 that if Clarence sent the pug dog back, they.. 2133 01:47:57,125 --> 01:47:58,459 Well.. 2134 01:48:00,667 --> 01:48:03,375 I will not have that botanical freak in this room. 2135 01:48:03,459 --> 01:48:05,209 'John, have you been going around' 2136 01:48:05,292 --> 01:48:06,542 'this town selling medicine?' 2137 01:48:06,626 --> 01:48:09,375 - Yes, mother. - Dog medicine? 2138 01:48:09,459 --> 01:48:11,334 No, mother. Not dog medicine. 2139 01:48:11,417 --> 01:48:12,959 This letter from Mrs. Sprague says 2140 01:48:13,042 --> 01:48:14,834 you sold her a bottle of this medicine 2141 01:48:14,918 --> 01:48:17,709 and that her little boy gave some of it to their dog 2142 01:48:17,792 --> 01:48:19,417 and it killed him. 2143 01:48:19,500 --> 01:48:22,042 Now she wants $10 from us for a new dog. 2144 01:48:22,125 --> 01:48:23,918 Here, let me see that letter. 2145 01:48:24,000 --> 01:48:26,751 Well, he shouldn't have given it to a dog. It's for humans. 2146 01:48:26,834 --> 01:48:28,626 Why, it's Bartlett's Beneficent Balm 2147 01:48:28,709 --> 01:48:30,709 made from a secret formula. 2148 01:48:30,792 --> 01:48:33,125 Have you been going around among our friends and neighbors 2149 01:48:33,209 --> 01:48:34,626 selling some patent nostrum? 2150 01:48:34,709 --> 01:48:37,918 But it's good medicine, father. I can prove that by mother. 2151 01:48:38,000 --> 01:48:39,334 Vinnie, what do you know about this? 2152 01:48:39,417 --> 01:48:41,792 Well, nothing, Clare. But I'm sure John-- 2153 01:48:41,876 --> 01:48:44,667 - No, I mean that day mother-- - That's enough! 2154 01:48:44,751 --> 01:48:46,083 You're going to every house where you sold 2155 01:48:46,167 --> 01:48:48,250 a bottle of that concoction and buy it all back. 2156 01:48:48,334 --> 01:48:50,083 But it's a dollar a bottle. 2157 01:48:50,167 --> 01:48:52,626 I don't care how much it is. Here. 2158 01:48:52,709 --> 01:48:54,375 I'll give you the money now. 2159 01:48:54,459 --> 01:48:57,876 - How many bottles did you sell? - One hundred and twenty eight. 2160 01:48:57,959 --> 01:48:59,292 One hundred and twenty eight? 2161 01:48:59,375 --> 01:49:00,876 Clare, I always told you 2162 01:49:00,959 --> 01:49:04,250 John would make a good businessman. 2163 01:49:04,334 --> 01:49:07,584 Young man, you'll have to come down to my office with me. 2164 01:49:07,667 --> 01:49:09,959 I'll give you the money to buy back that medicine. 2165 01:49:10,042 --> 01:49:13,417 $128, and $10 more for Mrs. Sprague's dog. 2166 01:49:13,500 --> 01:49:15,918 That's $138. Thank you, Vinnie. 2167 01:49:16,000 --> 01:49:17,959 But it's all coming out of your allowance! 2168 01:49:18,042 --> 01:49:19,626 That means that you'll not get another penny 2169 01:49:19,709 --> 01:49:22,250 until the whole $138 is paid up. 2170 01:49:25,292 --> 01:49:27,626 I'll be 21 years old! 2171 01:49:31,250 --> 01:49:32,792 Oh, God! 2172 01:49:32,876 --> 01:49:35,125 What the matter, Clare? What's wrong? 2173 01:49:43,209 --> 01:49:44,918 Those gypsies are back. 2174 01:49:45,000 --> 01:49:47,000 Don't anyone answer the door! 2175 01:49:47,083 --> 01:49:49,751 They're moving in on us again, bag and baggage. 2176 01:49:49,834 --> 01:49:51,000 I won't have it, I tell you. 2177 01:49:51,083 --> 01:49:52,792 - I won't have it! - Now, Clare-- 2178 01:49:52,876 --> 01:49:55,000 Don't let them in! 2179 01:49:55,083 --> 01:49:56,709 'Clare, hush up. They'll hear you.' 2180 01:49:56,792 --> 01:49:58,000 'Tell them to get back in that cab' 2181 01:49:58,083 --> 01:49:59,459 'and drive right on to Ohio.' 2182 01:49:59,542 --> 01:50:01,709 'As if we could turn our own relatives away.' 2183 01:50:01,792 --> 01:50:03,459 They're extravagant enough to take cabs 2184 01:50:03,542 --> 01:50:04,918 when horse cars run right by our door. 2185 01:50:05,000 --> 01:50:07,334 Clare, now you be quiet and behave yourself. 2186 01:50:07,417 --> 01:50:08,834 John, come help with the baggage. 2187 01:50:08,918 --> 01:50:10,292 Why do they always have to pounce on us 2188 01:50:10,375 --> 01:50:11,334 without any warning? 2189 01:50:11,417 --> 01:50:12,876 Shh! 2190 01:50:12,959 --> 01:50:15,500 Cora, Mary. 2191 01:50:15,584 --> 01:50:18,334 Well, it's so good to have you back again. 2192 01:50:18,417 --> 01:50:20,375 How are you, Vinnie? We've been so worried about you. 2193 01:50:20,459 --> 01:50:23,125 Oh, I'm fine now. Did you have fun in Springfield? 2194 01:50:23,209 --> 01:50:24,918 - Oh, it was wonderful. - Was it? 2195 01:50:25,000 --> 01:50:27,709 John, my, you're still growing. 2196 01:50:27,792 --> 01:50:30,000 - Thank you, Cousin Cora. - John, go get their baggage. 2197 01:50:30,083 --> 01:50:31,626 - There's Whitney. - Whitney. 2198 01:50:31,709 --> 01:50:34,083 - How are you, darling? - Fine, thank you. 2199 01:50:34,167 --> 01:50:36,834 - And little Harlan. - Hello. 2200 01:50:36,918 --> 01:50:40,250 - Have you been a good boy? - No. 2201 01:50:40,334 --> 01:50:42,375 Clare, the girls are here. 2202 01:50:42,459 --> 01:50:46,042 Cousin Clare, here we are again. 2203 01:50:46,125 --> 01:50:48,250 My, my, it's so nice to be back. 2204 01:50:48,334 --> 01:50:50,042 - How do you do, Mr. Day? - How do you do? 2205 01:50:50,125 --> 01:50:51,709 Come in, sit down and have some breakfast with us. 2206 01:50:51,792 --> 01:50:53,334 Oh, we had breakfast at the depot. 2207 01:50:53,417 --> 01:50:55,375 Well, we've practically finished ours. 2208 01:50:55,459 --> 01:50:56,918 I haven't finished my breakfast. 2209 01:50:57,000 --> 01:50:59,042 Well, then sit down, Clare. 2210 01:50:59,125 --> 01:51:01,042 Come have a cup of coffee, anyway. 2211 01:51:01,125 --> 01:51:03,250 Mary, sit over there. Cora. 2212 01:51:03,334 --> 01:51:06,918 - Maggie, clear those places. - My, my, this seems so natural. 2213 01:51:07,000 --> 01:51:09,876 Clare, don't let your kippers get cold. 2214 01:51:09,959 --> 01:51:12,042 - Maggie, serve some coffee. - Yes, ma'am. 2215 01:51:12,125 --> 01:51:14,292 Oh, where's Clarence? 2216 01:51:14,375 --> 01:51:16,459 Uh, he must be upstairs moving his things 2217 01:51:16,542 --> 01:51:17,959 so you can have his room again. 2218 01:51:18,042 --> 01:51:20,250 Oh, oh, Vinnie, we can't stay overnight. 2219 01:51:20,334 --> 01:51:22,292 Grandpa Evans has been failing very fast 2220 01:51:22,375 --> 01:51:23,918 and that's why I have to hurry back. 2221 01:51:24,000 --> 01:51:26,792 We're leaving on the 5 o'clock train this afternoon. 2222 01:51:26,876 --> 01:51:29,959 Well, Cora, it certainly is good to see you again. 2223 01:51:35,542 --> 01:51:37,083 Well, who can that be? 2224 01:51:37,167 --> 01:51:38,751 Well, this time it can't be another 2225 01:51:38,834 --> 01:51:41,167 special delivery letter for Clarence. 2226 01:51:41,250 --> 01:51:42,500 Uh, while you were in Springfield 2227 01:51:42,584 --> 01:51:44,751 our postman was kept pretty busy. 2228 01:51:46,834 --> 01:51:50,125 - It's the cab, ma'am. - Cab? What cab? 2229 01:51:50,209 --> 01:51:52,417 The cab that's to take us to Audubon Park. 2230 01:51:52,500 --> 01:51:54,876 Oh, who's going to Audubon Park? 2231 01:51:54,959 --> 01:51:56,292 We all are. 2232 01:51:56,375 --> 01:51:58,042 Cora, the most wonderful thing has happened. 2233 01:51:58,125 --> 01:52:01,125 Clare is going to be baptized this morning. 2234 01:52:05,083 --> 01:52:08,250 Vinnie, what are you saying? 2235 01:52:08,334 --> 01:52:12,167 'I'm saying you're going to be baptized this morning.' 2236 01:52:12,250 --> 01:52:14,584 I am not going to be baptized 2237 01:52:14,667 --> 01:52:16,626 this morning or any other morning! 2238 01:52:16,709 --> 01:52:19,042 You promised yesterday that as soon as I sent 2239 01:52:19,125 --> 01:52:21,125 that pug dog that you'd be baptized. 2240 01:52:21,209 --> 01:52:23,000 I never said anything remotely like that! 2241 01:52:23,083 --> 01:52:25,500 Clarence was right there and heard you. 2242 01:52:25,584 --> 01:52:27,876 That's why I ordered the cab. 2243 01:52:27,959 --> 01:52:29,167 The cab. 2244 01:52:30,667 --> 01:52:34,250 Vinnie, you send that right back. 2245 01:52:34,334 --> 01:52:35,584 I'll do nothing of the kind. 2246 01:52:35,667 --> 01:52:37,959 I'm going to see that you go to heaven. 2247 01:52:38,042 --> 01:52:40,626 - I can't go to heaven in a cab. - Oh. 2248 01:52:42,417 --> 01:52:44,334 Oh! 2249 01:52:44,417 --> 01:52:46,500 Well, you can start in a cab. 2250 01:52:46,584 --> 01:52:48,584 I'm not sure they'll ever let you into heaven. 2251 01:52:48,667 --> 01:52:51,042 But I know they won't unless you're baptized. 2252 01:52:51,125 --> 01:52:53,751 They can't keep me out of heaven on a technicality. 2253 01:52:55,584 --> 01:52:58,667 Clare, stop quibbling. You may as well face it. 2254 01:52:58,751 --> 01:53:01,292 You've got to make your peace with God. 2255 01:53:01,375 --> 01:53:04,083 Until you stirred Him up, I had no trouble with God. 2256 01:53:08,417 --> 01:53:10,959 Harlan, Whitney, come get your Sunday hats. 2257 01:53:12,292 --> 01:53:14,000 - Clarence, John! - 'Yes, mother?' 2258 01:53:14,083 --> 01:53:16,042 Hurry, we're ready to go. 2259 01:53:16,125 --> 01:53:17,792 Oh, my prayer book. 2260 01:53:17,876 --> 01:53:19,876 Harlan, come let me fix your tie. 2261 01:53:21,125 --> 01:53:23,042 Vinnie, are you mad? 2262 01:53:23,125 --> 01:53:24,709 Was it your plan that my own children 2263 01:53:24,792 --> 01:53:26,000 should witness this indignity? 2264 01:53:26,083 --> 01:53:29,459 Why, Clare, they'll be proud of you. 2265 01:53:29,542 --> 01:53:32,042 I suppose Harlan is to be my godfather. 2266 01:53:33,667 --> 01:53:36,250 Vinnie, I won't go through with this thing. That's final. 2267 01:53:36,334 --> 01:53:38,375 Well, Clare dear, if you feel that way about it-- 2268 01:53:38,459 --> 01:53:39,542 I do! 2269 01:53:39,626 --> 01:53:41,292 Well, we won't take the children with us. 2270 01:53:41,375 --> 01:53:42,959 I'm not talking about the children. 2271 01:53:43,042 --> 01:53:45,876 - I'm ready, mother. - Oh, John. 2272 01:53:45,959 --> 01:53:48,000 Vinnie, I haven't time for anything like that this morning. 2273 01:53:48,083 --> 01:53:49,709 I've got to take John down to my office with me 2274 01:53:49,792 --> 01:53:51,667 and give him the money to buy back that dog medicine. 2275 01:53:51,751 --> 01:53:53,751 But it wasn't dog medicine, sir. 2276 01:53:53,834 --> 01:53:55,876 Young man, we're starting downtown this minute. 2277 01:53:55,959 --> 01:53:57,459 You'll do no such thing. 2278 01:53:57,542 --> 01:54:00,709 You gave me your sacred promise that day I almost died. 2279 01:54:00,792 --> 01:54:02,500 Yes, and she would have died if we hadn't given her 2280 01:54:02,584 --> 01:54:05,250 some of that medicine. That proves it's good medicine. 2281 01:54:06,834 --> 01:54:09,751 You gave your mother some of that dog medicine? 2282 01:54:09,834 --> 01:54:12,083 - John, you didn't? - Yes, we did, mother. 2283 01:54:12,167 --> 01:54:14,375 We put some in your tea that morning. 2284 01:54:14,459 --> 01:54:16,167 Oh, John. 2285 01:54:18,250 --> 01:54:21,584 Do you realize you might have killed your mother? 2286 01:54:21,667 --> 01:54:23,709 You did kill Mrs. Sprague's dog. 2287 01:54:25,792 --> 01:54:27,667 John, I'll have to give considerable thought 2288 01:54:27,751 --> 01:54:29,042 as to how you are to be punished for this. 2289 01:54:29,125 --> 01:54:30,834 - But, Clare-- - No, Vinnie. 2290 01:54:30,918 --> 01:54:32,584 When I think of that day, what.. 2291 01:54:32,667 --> 01:54:34,584 Why, we might have lost you. 2292 01:54:34,667 --> 01:54:36,375 You're alright now, thank heaven. 2293 01:54:36,459 --> 01:54:38,334 But what I went through that afternoon 2294 01:54:38,417 --> 01:54:39,292 the way I felt.. 2295 01:54:39,375 --> 01:54:41,751 Well, I'll never forget it. 2296 01:54:41,834 --> 01:54:44,250 You've forgotten it already. 2297 01:54:44,334 --> 01:54:45,542 What do you mean? 2298 01:54:45,626 --> 01:54:46,876 That was the day you gave me 2299 01:54:46,959 --> 01:54:49,167 your sacred promise. 2300 01:54:49,250 --> 01:54:51,209 Yes, but I wouldn't have given you my promise 2301 01:54:51,292 --> 01:54:52,584 if I hadn't thought you were dying. 2302 01:54:52,667 --> 01:54:54,042 And you wouldn't have almost died 2303 01:54:54,125 --> 01:54:55,959 if John hadn't given you that dog medicine. 2304 01:54:56,042 --> 01:54:59,209 Don't you see? Well, the whole thing is illegal. 2305 01:54:59,292 --> 01:55:01,125 Suppose I had died. 2306 01:55:01,209 --> 01:55:03,459 It wouldn't make any difference to you. 2307 01:55:03,542 --> 01:55:05,959 You don't care whether we meet in heaven or not. 2308 01:55:06,042 --> 01:55:09,125 You don't care whether you ever see me and the children again. 2309 01:55:09,209 --> 01:55:12,459 Oh, Vinnie, you're not being fair to me. 2310 01:55:12,542 --> 01:55:14,918 It's alright, Clare. 2311 01:55:15,000 --> 01:55:17,083 If you don't love us enough 2312 01:55:17,167 --> 01:55:19,292 there's nothing we can do about it. 2313 01:55:19,375 --> 01:55:21,667 But that has nothing to do with it. 2314 01:55:23,083 --> 01:55:26,209 I love my family as much as any man. 2315 01:55:26,292 --> 01:55:29,292 All my life, I've struggled and worked just to.. 2316 01:55:31,000 --> 01:55:33,292 Oh, God, there's that cab. 2317 01:55:37,417 --> 01:55:40,667 Vinnie, y-you're not well enough to go all the way to Audubon. 2318 01:55:40,751 --> 01:55:42,792 Oh, I'm well enough if we ride. 2319 01:55:42,876 --> 01:55:45,167 But that trip would take all morning. 2320 01:55:45,250 --> 01:55:47,667 And those cabs cost a dollar an hour. 2321 01:55:47,751 --> 01:55:49,459 This is one of their best cabs. 2322 01:55:49,542 --> 01:55:51,459 This costs $2 an hour. 2323 01:55:54,042 --> 01:55:57,042 Well, then why aren't you ready? Get your hat on! 2324 01:55:57,125 --> 01:55:59,209 Oh, tarnation! 2325 01:55:59,292 --> 01:56:02,375 Hallelujah! Amen! 2326 01:56:05,042 --> 01:56:06,459 Young lady, if it hadn't been for you 2327 01:56:06,542 --> 01:56:08,959 no one would have known whether I was baptized or not! 2328 01:56:26,209 --> 01:56:27,918 Oh, God! 2329 01:56:32,292 --> 01:56:34,792 Good morning, Mr. Day. Going to the office? 2330 01:56:34,876 --> 01:56:37,417 No! I'm going to be baptized!